An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas . Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, 'Notice anything different about me?' Margaret looked him over ...

Hey guys, thanks for having me on board. Great to find a place where it's safe and comfortable to talk about the common problem so many of us share, when I was young all the older gentleman would tell me when they seen my pals and I out drinking that we should be getting all the sex we could instead...