Good grief, this is the joke section. Its a joke!!!!!!.Its not meant to be taken seriously.
I take offence to anyone thinking i would condone any type of violence.

To the moderator, would you mind removing my last joke please, i will not be posting again.

A woman goes to the Dr worried about her husbands temper, the Dr enquires whats the problem. The woman says that every day her husband looses his temper and it frightens her. The Dr advises, I have a cure for that, every time he starts to get angry i want you to take a mouthfull of water from a glas...

Im the same as shooter. When pumped up but not aroused the glands are also a little cold to the touch. Cheers.

I tried mine out gently at 3 weeks ,worked great. Im still only 75 percent inflated , waiting for appointment this Friday for deflation and inflation to full etc. Go with your feeling, be gentle and listen to your body, if there is any discomfort then stop and wait a bit longer. Its your dick after ...

Gday again Mike, just thought I would mention, for the 3 years after my prostatectomy I used a cheap penile pump from a sex shop, about $100. I used this about once a week sometimes twice, just to keep the blood flowing into my penis, trying to keep it healthy. I believe it has helped a lot in regar...

Gday Mike, your history and symptoms are exactly like mine, i have just recently gone down the implant path, im post 25 days now. I can honestly say that my penis is just fantastic again. I know im only just new to to it but im loving it so far.
Good luck to you. Ian.

Gday, i just ride the local bike paths for exercise and go exploring in and around brisbane every now and then with the occasional rail trail. I dont ride my road bike anymore but ride an ebike set up with panniers, as i use it for shopping sometimes. I sit in the upright position on this bike, its ...

G'day from Brisbane, I am 25 days post implant now and recovering well, I have just started riding my bicycle again, with the nose down on the seat,. Id like to get back to swimming but i feel too embarrassed at the moment as my penis is 75 percent erect. I had my implant done by Dr Malone of Brisba...

An elderly gentleman was driving home from a visit to his urologist when he got a call from his wife on the car phone, be carefull she said, I just heard on the news that there is a mad man driving the wrong way down the highway causing lots of accidents. Its a lot worse than that he replied, there ...

I agree with Jay Gould, only get an implant when you have a medical problem. You will love Thailand, the girls really take good care of you,, just respect them and treat them well and they will love you for it. Try 2 at once, now thats a lot of fun. Dont stop masterbating, if you dont use it you los...