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by orp1999
Mon Feb 26, 2024 5:27 am
Forum: Humor and Fun
Topic: Penis -A.K.A. ???
Replies: 6
Views: 5694

Re: Penis -A.K.A. ???

My Gun. Re boot camp "This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for killing, this is for fun." With pants around knees.
by orp1999
Thu Sep 23, 2021 12:01 pm
Forum: Humor and Fun
Topic: Fitness watch
Replies: 5
Views: 2044

Fitness watch

Has anyone else noticed their fitness watch giving "steps" credit for strokes on "little willie"?
by orp1999
Tue Aug 24, 2021 2:42 pm
Forum: Humor and Fun
Topic: How a shoe can ruin a picture
Replies: 7
Views: 2158

Re: How a shoe can ruin a picture

A shoe might well ruin a picture but a "foot" might not.
by orp1999
Mon Jul 18, 2016 11:39 am
Forum: Implants
Topic: Pump position
Replies: 2
Views: 1622

Pump position

I had my implant done 6/16/16
My question today is: With the Coloplast OTR does the pump orientation stay put?
By that I mean does the release button position always remain on the same side?

Thanks
by orp1999
Tue Jul 05, 2016 5:39 pm
Forum: Implants
Topic: Ratio?
Replies: 0
Views: 1147

Ratio?

Is there an accepted standard for the distal/proximal ratio for implants?
by orp1999
Mon Jun 06, 2016 2:33 pm
Forum: Humor and Fun
Topic: Amish Doctor
Replies: 4
Views: 3422

Amish Doctor

An Amish Doctor in Lancaster County Pennsylvania is known for implanting a special wooden penile prosthesis.
He's known as the "Hickory Dickory Doc."
by orp1999
Wed May 18, 2016 6:53 pm
Forum: Implants
Topic: Ho Ho Ho
Replies: 5
Views: 2621

Re: Ho Ho Ho

I agree with you regarding the Flex Pak. The one I got during physical therapy cost over $20
That's what inspired me to learn about the alcohol water mixture in a gallon zip lock @ about 35 cents.
I then had the "store bought" item and another to rotate in the freezer.
by orp1999
Tue May 17, 2016 10:30 pm
Forum: Implants
Topic: Ho Ho Ho
Replies: 5
Views: 2621

Re: Ho Ho Ho

Peas are "OK" but not as easily sculpted smoothly to sore spots.
by orp1999
Tue May 17, 2016 6:43 pm
Forum: Implants
Topic: Ho Ho Ho
Replies: 5
Views: 2621

Ho Ho Ho

I'm set to be operated upon on June 16th. I have only waited 17 years to get around to this after my radical prostatectomy. (Can't rush this stuff.) I'm eager to be a Ho Ho Ho. The Happy Owner of a Hydraulically Operated Hard On. I offer a tip to all regarding ice packs. After past shoulder surgery ...
by orp1999
Thu Mar 24, 2016 6:27 pm
Forum: Humor and Fun
Topic: Amish
Replies: 3
Views: 2356

Re: Amish

Take a look. Intercourse, PA is 8.9 miles from Blue Ball, PA

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