Weird Places I've Climaxed

[Greg1956]

I have had a few memorable climaxes in weird places. The three I will tell you about include one with a woman and two on my own.

When I was 18 and had just graduated from high school, my girlfriend at the time and I and my best friend and his gf drove from Minnesota to Florida. We went to a nude beach and were sunning. In front of our friends and a bunch of other people in the beach she started playing with my dick and balls. Before long I was cumming uncontrollably. I was excited, embarrassed, and proud all at the same time.

About 10 years ago I was working out at the gym. At the time I had a good physique and wore a wrestling singlet. I was sitting on one of the circuit training machines lifting weights. I raised the weight and was straining to lift. Suddenly I felt my cock shooting and saw a woman directly across from me smiling and looking me in the face, down at my crotch, and the in the eye again. I stood up with my dick still hard, making a notible bulge in the snug Lycra and cum was seeping through. I had just started my workout but decided I better head back to the locker room.

The final episode I will share was when I was in my late 20’s. I was on a flight from the states to Japan. I have always had a high sex drive and even on days when I have sex I still jack off. About 2/3 of the way into that long flight I couldn’t take it any longer and decided to jack off. The lights were off and most people were sleeping. The flight attendants weren’t visible so I unzipped and started stroking my cock. After a few minutes I could feel I was about to climax. I didn’t want to mess the airline blanket or my clothes so I lowered the blanket and grabbed a napkin I had set aside. Just as I was about to shoot, all the lights came in and there was an announcement that meal service would be starting momentarily. I was too far into it to prevent myself from cumming so I shot my load into the napkin and grabbed the blanket as quickly as I could. I don’t think anyone saw my dick or what I was doing but just as I was covered a flight attendant walked down the aisle.

[pumpitup]

I used to work for a Telephone company, on this day I had gone to work freeballing, we had to go and install a new phone service to an existing residence, there were three of us in the gang, I had to go inside and get into the ceiling to run the cable to where it had to go, as I was climbing the ladder to get into the ceiling the lady of the house started talking to me. Once I was up there by myself I started fantersizing about her looking up the leg of my shorts, I got so aroused I had to beat one off right there. When I think about some of the crazy things we did, it is no wonder, we are having trouble with our dicks today.

[bldoink]

I've had a fair number of times out in nature with both my wife and ex-wife (no, not at the same time - years and miles apart), especially years ago. I don't really consider them all that weird, although we were caught a few times.

Weird:
Winter of 1971, I think. Not all of my memories from that period are crystal clear due to time but more probably due to chemicals that passed my way back then.

I'm hitchhiking to Calif from Fla. I had been dropped off at what I recall as a rest area on I-10 near Gila Bend but it might have just been at the I-8 / I-10 interchange. Basically in the middle of nowhere, or at least it was then but there was a rest area type situation. Sorry, nothing erotic happened there. I, along with the few other hitchhikers stranded there, was harassed by the police for hitchhiking on the on ramp. Of course at that point we had no choice as there was no other way out of there as it was just plain BFE at the time.

Anyhow, I finally got a ride out of there with a young couple in a VW bus. They eventually took me all of the way to San Diego but by the time we'd crossed the mountains it was fairly late at night. A cold night. As was apparently their practice they pulled into a residential area and just parked next to a curb. I guess they generally weren't bothered doing that.

Well they proceeded to hit the rack in the back of the van and let me crash in the front passenger seat. Not much else I could do due to the time, temperature and location. Well, half way through the night I suddenly awoke from a dream, a very, very wet one. I was kinda shocked as I hadn't had one in a long time. I don't know what triggered it. Maybe they were screwing in the back while I was asleep and just observed it subconsciously, or not. I don't know but I really dumped a massive load of cum in my drawers. Anyhow I had to get out of the van and act like I was peeing behind a tree and try and clean my tidy whities out.

Sorry if that wasn't erotic but to me it was pretty weird and that's what you requested.

I'll probably have second thoughts about posting this and delete it later.

[oldbeek]

I was pretty sexually active when young or at least had a big imagination. There was a young girl across the street that I made out with some. We were still kids riding bicycles. One day she invited me into her moms apartment. I thought oh fuck, we are alone and have a bed to fuck on. My dick was like a rock thinking about what we were going to do. We were standing in the living room when she pulled me in close to her. My dick was tight against her tummy. She started to kiss me and jammed her tounge into my mouth. That was all it took. All my imaginary plans were out the window. Cum blasted out from my dick over and over. It shot up past my belt line and all over her belly. She was shocked and went into the bathroom to clean up and I was so embarrassed that i shot out the front door. I think this was her first time feeling a boy come on her and it was my first time coming with a real girl. Never will forget it.