who knew it didn't have to be standing at attention?
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 10:01 pm
Unless I'm unique in the world, which I doubt, I had thought from about age five or so that there wasn't going to be any party unless junior was paying attention. At least that's how it worked until age sixty five when I had my prostate removed along with what I now suspect was both nerve bundles, despite what my doctor claimed.
I have been through the little blue pills and the pump, but junior scoffed at the idea of an erection lasting 4 hours or more (An urban Legend?) and I never could figure out how to make donuts with that tube still attached to junior, which was the ONLY way he was going to stay awake long enough for me to make the wife happy.
Needless to say, I don't really have a problem, but the wife does.
Getting back to junior, I have read a bunch of the posts on the site concerning the only way I've been able to enjoy a walk in the park, but most posts seem to indicate that when they wank (Masturbate is the technical term, but extremely boring and clinical, even since childhood), they have erections.
Maybe I'm dense, but if I had a rod, I don't consider myself having ED, and would put it to better use (At least for the wife).
The question is this: Anybody else out there finding out they can choke the chicken whether or not it's awake or am I making medical (And sexual) history over here?
I also noticed that it ain't exactly sperm I'm decorating the throw rug with, and I'm wondering how many partners out there are bummed out at the idea of becoming a urinal for their husbands?
I'm still debating sticking the little fellow, but frankly, I've become so attached to him over these past 68 years, I haven't gathered the nerve to do it yet.
I have been through the little blue pills and the pump, but junior scoffed at the idea of an erection lasting 4 hours or more (An urban Legend?) and I never could figure out how to make donuts with that tube still attached to junior, which was the ONLY way he was going to stay awake long enough for me to make the wife happy.
Needless to say, I don't really have a problem, but the wife does.
Getting back to junior, I have read a bunch of the posts on the site concerning the only way I've been able to enjoy a walk in the park, but most posts seem to indicate that when they wank (Masturbate is the technical term, but extremely boring and clinical, even since childhood), they have erections.
Maybe I'm dense, but if I had a rod, I don't consider myself having ED, and would put it to better use (At least for the wife).
The question is this: Anybody else out there finding out they can choke the chicken whether or not it's awake or am I making medical (And sexual) history over here?
I also noticed that it ain't exactly sperm I'm decorating the throw rug with, and I'm wondering how many partners out there are bummed out at the idea of becoming a urinal for their husbands?
I'm still debating sticking the little fellow, but frankly, I've become so attached to him over these past 68 years, I haven't gathered the nerve to do it yet.