Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."
Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Jack took the money.
I’ll bet you.....
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I’ll bet you.....
Diagnosed venous leak. Going with injections rather than implant for the time being.
Re: I’ll bet you.....
I like this one, but my (blonde) wife didn't. Go figure...
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Dave, 80, Maryland - Implant (Titan) 2008 by Dr. Andrew Kramer (failed Sept 2020) - never used due to a stroke that, among other things, ended my sex life.
Life is not the way it's supposed to be, it's the way it is.
Life is not the way it's supposed to be, it's the way it is.
Re: I’ll bet you.....
one of the best 'dumb blond' jokes i've heard.
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Re: I’ll bet you.....
dg_moore wrote:I like this one, but my (blonde) wife didn't. Go figure...
did you try to explain it to her LOL
72 MM married 48 years, live in Minnesota type 2 diabetes caused ed in my 40's went on trimix with great results but when wife had menopause sex got less and less so just wasn't cost effective so no sex since 2002.
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"so just wasn't cost effective so no sex since 2002".
That is a good one. I'll even write it down for later.
That is a good one. I'll even write it down for later.
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I sure am glad that women who are not blondes are never dumb. 
(Men, too, actually.)
(Men, too, actually.)
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David_R wrote:I sure am glad that women who are not blondes are never dumb.
(Men, too, actually.)
I got no dog in THIS fight. Bald for a few decades now.
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Prostate Cancer 2023
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AMS LGX 18+3 Nov 6, 2017
Prostate Cancer 2023
READ OLD THREADS-ask better questions -better understand answers
Be part of your medical team
Document pre-op size-photos and written records
Pre-op VED therapy helps. Post-op is another matter
Re: I’ll bet you.....
There is no cure for stupid.
Dave
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Prostatectomy 6/1/18
Viagra worked before RRP
Trimix painful Bimix both Ineffective
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10/26/18 Dr.Eid
Prostatectomy 6/1/18
Viagra worked before RRP
Trimix painful Bimix both Ineffective
Titan 20CM 1CM RTE
10/26/18 Dr.Eid
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