Find out your Penis Name

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limpbiscuit
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Location: Washington State

Re: Find out your Penis Name

Postby limpbiscuit » Tue Sep 29, 2020 10:21 am

Man Unit... but really he's called The General
prostate cancer diagnosed 2015, brachytherapy 2017 to good result, heart attack 2018, recovered, taking a butt-load of cardiac meds. married 50 years, father and grandfather,
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Whodat
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Re: Find out your Penis Name

Postby Whodat » Tue Sep 29, 2020 11:16 am

GF calls it "Master"
Age 80 good health. Radiation prostate 28 hits 4 years ago with 6 months of horrible ADT. Good recovery and ED worse.
Can't tolerate oral drugs but 5 years of Alprostadil 40mcg/ml 25 units is a miracle for 3 hours. GF is happy!!
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Lost Sheep
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Re: Find out your Penis Name

Postby Lost Sheep » Tue Sep 29, 2020 12:31 pm

jisherwood wrote:OTIS.... Because when I was in college the girls first comment when I drop my pants was O' This is going to hurt :lol:

To which the appropriate reply is....?

Hurt so good.
Lost Sheep
AMS LGX 18+3 Nov 6, 2017
Prostate Cancer 2023
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Pre-op VED therapy helps. Post-op is another matter
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alfa88
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Re: Find out your Penis Name

Postby alfa88 » Tue Sep 29, 2020 1:00 pm

Hugh Jorgen perhaps?
53 years old, married 32 years. Decades of ED & PE. BPH. Tried Viagra W & W/O T-Shots, Levitra and Cialis, Edex, Trimix starter, medium, strong with poor results, VED. Implanted w/AMS700CX 21cm X 12mm w/1.5cm RTE by Dr. Leroy Jones 9/1/20
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Leebert
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Re: Find out your Penis Name

Postby Leebert » Tue Sep 29, 2020 7:38 pm

Use to call it richie, but now it's called droopy!
I'm 65, heart attack w/stent 10 yrs ago, mod.HBP, married 46 yrs, retired.2 strokes.No damage, except start of Ed, Live in Ada Michigan. implanted by Dr. Wise in Grand Rapids mi. Implanted on 9/2/21 with 15 cm + 5cm rte. Ams 700 cx ms pump
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JimmyB
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Re: Find out your Penis Name

Postby JimmyB » Wed Sep 30, 2020 6:33 am

DYNO....for dynamite! Wife named it years ago.She loves her DYNO!
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barrylandon
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Location: Los Angeles, CA

Re: Find out your Penis Name

Postby barrylandon » Mon Oct 05, 2020 3:17 pm

After my IPP surgery, my wife began calling my cock "cuck", a short form of cucumber. When she sends me shopping, I have to bring home cucumbers that are at least as long and girthy as my Jewish Johnson!! :lol:
Implanted 5/6/20 by Dr. Jesse Mills at UCLA; AMS 700 LGX 18 cm w/2 cm RTEs. I'm 76 & fit but had ED for 20 years. Pills/injections ultimately failed, including 3 ER trips for Priapism; Shockwave & embryonic stem cell therapies didn't help either.
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BigBee
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Re: Find out your Penis Name

Postby BigBee » Tue Nov 24, 2020 2:28 pm

It would be Fuck Punch. I remembered about this doll and laughed a lot :lol:
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