funny little experience

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oldbeek
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funny little experience

Postby oldbeek » Thu Mar 10, 2022 12:00 am

I had a hip replaced today. I have a artificial urinary spintcher that needs opened to install a catheter some times used during surgery. While telling the surgical nurse about the AUS, she had no knowledge about the device. She was young and good looking. One of the other nurses asked where the pump was. I pulled open my gown and showed her the pump that is low and on right side. Also my plump soft dick. The third nurse said, so I just feel around till I find a foreign object and press it. I say yep , but don't squeeze the pump that is higher and on the left side as that will create a hard on. Young gal turned red. Older nurse said dang you will be like a teenager with all this new stuff. I said ,I will be better and young gal flushed red again. All were smiling.
82, good health, RP 7-2017, all nerves taken , PSA 0.05, 4-18,, .07 1/19,.05 4/19, .03 11-21, .04 11-23, implanted 4-1-18, Infra-pubic, AMS lgx 15 cm with 5cm rte. Implant at USC Keck. Dr Boyd and Dr Loh Doyle 6.5 x 5, 800 AUS 7-21-20
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Re: funny little experience

Postby vajim1 » Thu Mar 10, 2022 8:26 am

You devil ! Lol :D
76 year old fart. Prostate removed Oct. 9, 2017,Psa 30 days after .15 next Psa .2. 37 Radiation treatments for recurrent cancer, 1 year out Psa .033 ZERO ERECTIONS, implanted Sept 5 2019 Dr. Lentz Duke Raleigh N.C. Titan 22cm.
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Re: funny little experience

Postby oldbeek » Thu Mar 10, 2022 11:11 am

Have to keep it light when having surgery. They didn't squeeze it anyway. Waited till I came out in recovery. Drained like a champ.
82, good health, RP 7-2017, all nerves taken , PSA 0.05, 4-18,, .07 1/19,.05 4/19, .03 11-21, .04 11-23, implanted 4-1-18, Infra-pubic, AMS lgx 15 cm with 5cm rte. Implant at USC Keck. Dr Boyd and Dr Loh Doyle 6.5 x 5, 800 AUS 7-21-20
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