Fred's ED

[dg_moore]

Fred is getting on in years and is struggling with ED. His doctor, unable to help him, refers Fred to an American Indian medicine man.

The medicine man says, "I can cure this," and throws a white powder into a flame: there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. He says, "This is powerful medicine. You can use it only once a year. All you have to do is say '123' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"

Fred asks, "Really? What happens when it's over, and I don't want to continue?"

The medicine man replies, "All your or your partner has to do is say 1234, and it will go down. But be warned -- it will not work again for another year!"

So Fred rushes home, eager to try out his new powers. That night he is ready to surprise Joyce: he showers, shaves, and puts on his most exotic shaving lottion. Then he gets into bed, and lying next to Joyce says "123."

Joyce, who had been facing away, turns over and says, "What did you say 123 for?"

That, my friends, is why you should never end a sentence with a preposition.

[dg_moore]

Bump

[Old Guy]

Funny! Thanks