Here's one I fully identify with.
A man is sitting on his porch and a pretty young girl comes up and says, "I'll do anything for $300." The man replies, "Here's $300. Paint my porch."
I'll do anything for $300
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I'll do anything for $300
Dave, 80, Maryland - Implant (Titan) 2008 by Dr. Andrew Kramer (failed Sept 2020) - never used due to a stroke that, among other things, ended my sex life.
Life is not the way it's supposed to be, it's the way it is.
Life is not the way it's supposed to be, it's the way it is.
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Masonjames
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Re: I'll do anything for $300
Hahaha. At my age I can relate
70 year old, Married 53 years with two adult children.
Tried pills, herbs, and Trimix. Implanted by Dr. Hakky , in Atlanta, on the 1st, of September 2020. Titan XL 24cm's with two 1.5cm"s RTE"s
Tried pills, herbs, and Trimix. Implanted by Dr. Hakky , in Atlanta, on the 1st, of September 2020. Titan XL 24cm's with two 1.5cm"s RTE"s
Re: I'll do anything for $300
The girl comes back to the man a few hours later saying she was all Done. But it wasn't a porch, it was a Ferrari. 
Developed ED after Heart attack and by-pass in 2000. Used pills for years, but they don't work anymore. Shots don't work. Used a VED for several years. AMS 700 LGX installed 8-7-19.
Re: I'll do anything for $300
Grayfox wrote:The girl comes back to the man a few hours later saying she was all Done. But it wasn't a porch, it was a Ferrari.
Ha! I'd forgotten about that twist.
Dave, 80, Maryland - Implant (Titan) 2008 by Dr. Andrew Kramer (failed Sept 2020) - never used due to a stroke that, among other things, ended my sex life.
Life is not the way it's supposed to be, it's the way it is.
Life is not the way it's supposed to be, it's the way it is.
Re: I'll do anything for $300
Grayfox wrote:The girl comes back to the man a few hours later saying she was all Done. But it wasn't a porch, it was a Ferrari.
I heard it that she came back later and said the Porsche was done.
Married 50+ years, 75, ED for 10 years.
Dr Mark Allen, Plano, TX. Surgery at Baylor, Scott and White Frisco, TX. AMS 700 CX MS, 24 cm + 2 cm RTEs x 2.4 cm tubes, 100 ml reservoir.
4 grandkids (son 25, daughter 23, son 21, daughter 7).
Dr Mark Allen, Plano, TX. Surgery at Baylor, Scott and White Frisco, TX. AMS 700 CX MS, 24 cm + 2 cm RTEs x 2.4 cm tubes, 100 ml reservoir.
4 grandkids (son 25, daughter 23, son 21, daughter 7).
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