Still some things I don’t know about my wife

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Still some things I don’t know about my wife

Postby RJ_in_Pa » Sat Mar 29, 2025 11:51 am

Hi all,

I hope you find this as amusing and funny as I did.

The other day, for whatever reason, I asked my wife of almost 40 years, what she thought when she first learned of the whole idea and process of having sex.

She said she remembers it well. Her close friend pulled her aside and explained it all to to her in great detail. She told her friend “They do what???? That can’t be right!”

:D
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Re: Still some things I don’t know about my wife

Postby Gt1956 » Sat Mar 29, 2025 4:04 pm

Very similar with my wife. Her older sisters were out of the house by then & were very clueless to boot. Her best girl friend that was 1 year older coached her on what to do & how it all worked....kind of. Of course she was a little doubtful about it but her family had been selling pure bred dogs so that helped a little on the concept. She didn't really understand erections or how it was going to fit in there. But she new the basics. Teenage hormones made her a very willing participant. She told me many times that I owed my dating life & eventual marriage to that friend. So Jeri, thank you alot. Yes a very lot.
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Re: Still some things I don’t know about my wife

Postby Old Guy » Wed Apr 02, 2025 1:49 pm

Funny. Not a question I asked my wife, but she did admit once to going under a bridge with a guy in high school.
Think I was maybe her third ever partner. She learned a lot from me.
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