The 50 year old son was complaining to his 75 year old father, "Dad, lately I've been having a problem with impotence. Tell me, do you have the same problem? Is it something that runs in our family?"
"Well," his father replied, "I don't know about your mother's side of the family, but I've never had reason to complain. Why, when I was a lad, I would work up an erection, hang a bucket of water from it, and walk the full length of a football field.
But nowadays, my knees give in when I'm half way.
Something we all can commiserate with
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Something we all can commiserate with
DOB:2/1940; 4 Oct 2011, date of Robotic surgery
Gleason 3+4=7
Cancer confined to one lobe, did not enter capsule
Gleason 3+4=7
Cancer confined to one lobe, did not enter capsule
Re: Something we all can commiserate with
Just had an operation on a ruptured Achilles tendon. But it's behind me and I'm off of crutches.
Also had an implant.
So I'm back up the full length of the football (soccer?) field.
It's a small bucket.
Also had an implant.
So I'm back up the full length of the football (soccer?) field.
It's a small bucket.
Born 1951. Radical Robotic Prostatectomy on October 6, 2013. Bionic with Titan Touch with Bioflex Zero Degree 18cm w/ (1) rte Implant, Infrapubic, on July 13, 2015.
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