Terrible Prostate Pain

[charlesr]

Sam is walking down the street and sees his buddy Ben walking with a severe limp.
"What's the matter, Ben?" Sam asked.
"Oh, it's that doggone prostate again. Flairs up like crazy almost every day lately."
"Look Ben," Sam said. "I had that same problem. Terrible prostate pain. I don't know how it works, but I have not had any problems for three years!"
"How did you do that?" Ben said.
"Here's what I do," Sam said. "Every time I feel it begin to act up, I take my entire face and I bury it between my wife's ample breasts. Then I shake my head back and forth vigorously for about two minutes. Works every time!"
"Wow!" Ben said. "I've just got to do that!"

Four days later, Sam sees Ben walking down the street, walking like an eighteen-year-old athlete.
"Man, you look great!" Sam called out to Ben.
"Oh, Sam, Sam!" Ben said with a smile. "Such a good idea you had! I did exactly what you said! I can't believe how well it worked! By the way, you got a nice place . . .

[jn1421]

hahahahaha! Loved it.

[charlesr]

Thanks! I have to give Henny Youngman the credit for the joke. I replaced headaches with prostate pain. And man, his delivery!

Another good one of his was "She got married so many times she has rice marks on her face." And of course, "Take my wife. Please." Look him up. Funny guy.

[jn1421]

Henny Youngman and Rodney Dangerfield both were unique in their delivery. Classic comedians for sure.

[charlesr]

My wife and I met Rodney Dangerfield years ago (my wife told him a joke and made him laugh. I'm in awe of her). He acts EXACTLY the same in real life as he does on stage. And the friendliest comedian we ever met.