Long as a cats tail!

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studley1
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Long as a cats tail!

Postby studley1 » Mon Jan 16, 2012 7:27 am

Two fellows were bragging about their sexual prowess and who had the biggest equipment. One said his was as long as a cats tail. No way said his buddy and found a cat and a ruler...the result was noted. Then the bragger was to be measured the ruler was applied to his equipment and he said wait just a minute, didn't you measure that cats tail from his butthole? Measure me the same way!
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jn1421
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Re: Long as a cats tail!

Postby jn1421 » Tue Feb 07, 2012 1:42 am

Loved it!
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antelope
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Re: Long as a cats tail!

Postby antelope » Tue Feb 07, 2012 8:44 am

Ha ha
Born 1948, wed 1969. BPH & Type II Diabetes at age 35. TURP-2002; ED even before that--diabetes. Cardiac valve surgery: 2007 & 2019. Poor results with pills. Started trimix injections in Nov, 2010. Great results from the very beginning.
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Illen4
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Re: Long as a cats tail!

Postby Illen4 » Fri Apr 13, 2012 11:24 pm

Cats are the most common pets at our homes and proved to be very social and friendly since they are the only creature that interacts with humans to the most. The behavior of domestic cats is much different than wild cats. There are some interesting jokes like cat jokes Read them and share these with your family to enjoy your time.
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