Grandfathers know everything !!!!
Hunter was 4 years old and was staying with his grandfather for a few days.
He'd been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house
and asked, 'Grandpa, what's that called when two people sleep in the
same bedroom and one is on top of the other?'’
His Grandpa was a little taken aback, but he decided to tell him the truth.
'Well, Hunter, it's called sexual intercourse.’
‘Oh,’ Little Hunter said, 'OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids. A few
minutes later he came back in and said angrily…….
'Grandpa, it isn't called sexual intercourse.
It's called Bunk Beds…….and Mom wants to
talk to you.'
Grandfathers know everything
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Grandfathers know everything
IPP on 6/22/2018 by Dr. Perito, Miami, FL.
22cm Coloplast Titan, 2 RTE
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Cancer free eight years, married fifty one years, wonderful sex life
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A follow-up story is when a kid asks a parent, "Where did I come from?" and the parent decides it's time for the bird and the bees talk. Then the kid says, "Oh. Bobby said he was from Chicago and I was just wondering where I was from."
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When our son was around 6 he saw a nature documentary about opossums. The commentator explained how the opossum's penis accommodated the female for her to conceive. Our son asked, 'What do ding a lings have to do with making babies? So I gave him all the explicit details. When he and his little brother were in the living room on the couch while mom and dad were in the bedroom 'talking', his little brother asked, 'What are they doing in there. Our son replied, "I would tell you but it will make you sick."
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Lester33 wrote:Grandfathers know everything !!!!
Hunter was 4 years old and was staying with his grandfather for a few days.
He'd been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house
and asked, 'Grandpa, what's that called when two people sleep in the
same bedroom and one is on top of the other?'’
His Grandpa was a little taken aback, but he decided to tell him the truth.
'Well, Hunter, it's called sexual intercourse.’
‘Oh,’ Little Hunter said, 'OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids. A few
minutes later he came back in and said angrily…….
'Grandpa, it isn't called sexual intercourse.
It's called Bunk Beds…….and Mom wants to
talk to you.'
Me thinks Grandpa is in deep doo doo.
80 yrs. Married 60 years. Hypertension but under control with meds.
ED since 1995. Viagra then switched to Cialis. Both quit working.
Was on Trimix. Tri-Mix quit working. Implanted by Dr. Novak Grand Rapids, Mi 12/16/2014 AMS LGX
ED since 1995. Viagra then switched to Cialis. Both quit working.
Was on Trimix. Tri-Mix quit working. Implanted by Dr. Novak Grand Rapids, Mi 12/16/2014 AMS LGX
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oh ya little man spic and span where you when the shit hit the fan mama is pissed..
age 58 wife is 59 i was totally impotent for the last two years not any more.
ams 700 ms implanted on 7/24/18
ams 700 ms implanted on 7/24/18
Re: Grandfathers know everything
Lester33 wrote:Grandfathers know everything !!!!
Hunter was 4 years old and was staying with his grandfather for a few days.
He'd been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house
and asked, 'Grandpa, what's that called when two people sleep in the
same bedroom and one is on top of the other?'’
His Grandpa was a little taken aback, but he decided to tell him the truth.
'Well, Hunter, it's called sexual intercourse.’
‘Oh,’ Little Hunter said, 'OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids. A few
minutes later he came back in and said angrily…….
'Grandpa, it isn't called sexual intercourse.
It's called Bunk Beds…….and Mom wants to
talk to you.'
Now that was funny Had to copy that!
Andy
Implanted 6/26/2018, Coloplast Titan 20cm, no RTE'S, infra pubic, Dr. Rhee, Kaiser 80 yrs., married 57 yrs. ED for over 20 yrs.
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