Sex on first date?

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Re: Sex on first date?

Postby Old Guy » Mon Apr 01, 2024 12:02 pm

Well I had to drag this one out of the archives after reading it.
Have to admit I had sex on the first "date" with my wife. It wasn't really a date. I was going to the mall and she asked if she could ride along. We went our separate ways and met up later.
Background is we had been working together for over a year and we talked a lot due to our workstation positions. When it was time to leave I asked her if she needed a ride home, No. Want to go to a movie? No. Want to get a bite to eat? No. Want to come to my place? YES! Took her home at 4:30 AM so we could be to work at 5.
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