Masturbation Quotes
Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2020 2:03 pm
“My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich.”
― Chuck Palahniuk
“We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.”
― Lily Tomlin
“There are some socks that shouldn't be washed by your mom.”
― Becky Albertalli
“You cannot blame porn. When I was young, I used to masturbate to Gilligan's Island.”
― Ron Jeremy
“In the early days all I hoped was to make a living out of what I did best. But, since there’s no real market for masturbation I had to fall back on my bass playing abilities.”
― Les Claypool
“Next time she’d have to ask him to keep the light on while he did it, so she could watch his face. That was the best part of the whole thing as far as she was concerned, the way a guy’s face contorted so violently and then relaxed, as if some terrible mystery had just been solved.”
― Tom Perrotta
― Chuck Palahniuk
“We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.”
― Lily Tomlin
“There are some socks that shouldn't be washed by your mom.”
― Becky Albertalli
“You cannot blame porn. When I was young, I used to masturbate to Gilligan's Island.”
― Ron Jeremy
“In the early days all I hoped was to make a living out of what I did best. But, since there’s no real market for masturbation I had to fall back on my bass playing abilities.”
― Les Claypool
“Next time she’d have to ask him to keep the light on while he did it, so she could watch his face. That was the best part of the whole thing as far as she was concerned, the way a guy’s face contorted so violently and then relaxed, as if some terrible mystery had just been solved.”
― Tom Perrotta