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Miracle-Gro
Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2020 8:35 am
by FreddyFree
In light of Trump’s comment of injecting disinfectant into ourselves to cure COVID19.
Would Miracle-Gro .....
Re: Miracle-Gro
Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2020 12:56 pm
by bldoink
It might. The Miracle-Gro some pixie sprinkles in my ears and nose every night sure seems to work. I sure wish she would sprinkle some on top of my noggin too.
Re: Miracle-Gro
Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2020 8:16 pm
by KenJ1947
One guy heard from another that he could use lard to make his penis bigger. Every night for 3 months, he faithfully spread Crisco all over it with no effect. So he went back to the other guy and screamed at him that it didn't work. The other guy asked what he did. He said I've spread Crisco...at that the other looked at him and said, "No, no, no! That's shortening, not lard."