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If Women Had a Penis

Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 2:44 pm
by jn1421
What women would do if they had a penis for a day

*Get ahead faster in corporate America

*Get a blow job

*Find out what's so fascinating about beating the meat

*Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal

*Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently

*Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm

*Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem

*Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks

*Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction winch occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures ... for+a+day/

Re: If Women Had a Penis

Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 4:36 pm
by antelope
Love it!

Re: If Women Had a Penis

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 8:34 am
by malehanger
Not make so many damn excuses as to why they don't "feel good". Forgot that one :mrgreen: