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funny little experience

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2022 12:00 am
by oldbeek
I had a hip replaced today. I have a artificial urinary spintcher that needs opened to install a catheter some times used during surgery. While telling the surgical nurse about the AUS, she had no knowledge about the device. She was young and good looking. One of the other nurses asked where the pump was. I pulled open my gown and showed her the pump that is low and on right side. Also my plump soft dick. The third nurse said, so I just feel around till I find a foreign object and press it. I say yep , but don't squeeze the pump that is higher and on the left side as that will create a hard on. Young gal turned red. Older nurse said dang you will be like a teenager with all this new stuff. I said ,I will be better and young gal flushed red again. All were smiling.

Re: funny little experience

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2022 8:26 am
by vajim1
You devil ! Lol :D

Re: funny little experience

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2022 11:11 am
by oldbeek
Have to keep it light when having surgery. They didn't squeeze it anyway. Waited till I came out in recovery. Drained like a champ.