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Here's one I fully identify with.

A man is sitting on his porch and a pretty young girl comes up and says, "I'll do anything for $300." The man replies, "Here's $300. Paint my porch."

Hahaha. At my age I can relate

The girl comes back to the man a few hours later saying she was all Done. But it wasn't a porch, it was a Ferrari.

Grayfox wrote:The girl comes back to the man a few hours later saying she was all Done. But it wasn't a porch, it was a Ferrari.

Ha! I'd forgotten about that twist.

Grayfox wrote:The girl comes back to the man a few hours later saying she was all Done. But it wasn't a porch, it was a Ferrari.

I heard it that she came back later and said the Porsche was done.