Husband caught cheating
Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2023 8:52 pm
A wife comes home to find her husband in bed bopping a young skinny lady. Naturally the wife states she's asking for a divorce.
"Wait" the husband says, "I can explain."
"I bet" the wife says. "Those will be your last words to me ever."
"Well, when I finished volunteering for you at the church festival, leaving I saw this poor hungry dirty lady. I asked her if she needed some food, and she said yes she hasn't had a bite to eat in three days."
"So, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you yesterday that you wouldn't eat. She ate three in no time flat. I also gave her two of your diet oat milk smoothies you had to have but are close to going bad. When she was done eating, I asked her if she would like to clean up a bit. I sent her into the guest bathroom that you have stocked with all those expensive toiletries that never get used because you don't shower there. After she showered, I found some clothes in your closet you never wear, and that pair of boots you had to have two years ago that still have the price tag on them."
"With all that done, she was leaving, turned to me with a tear in her eye and asked "Is there anything else I can have that your wife doesn't use?"
"Wait" the husband says, "I can explain."
"I bet" the wife says. "Those will be your last words to me ever."
"Well, when I finished volunteering for you at the church festival, leaving I saw this poor hungry dirty lady. I asked her if she needed some food, and she said yes she hasn't had a bite to eat in three days."
"So, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you yesterday that you wouldn't eat. She ate three in no time flat. I also gave her two of your diet oat milk smoothies you had to have but are close to going bad. When she was done eating, I asked her if she would like to clean up a bit. I sent her into the guest bathroom that you have stocked with all those expensive toiletries that never get used because you don't shower there. After she showered, I found some clothes in your closet you never wear, and that pair of boots you had to have two years ago that still have the price tag on them."
"With all that done, she was leaving, turned to me with a tear in her eye and asked "Is there anything else I can have that your wife doesn't use?"
