Halloween Party

[Old Guy]

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween party. She
got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party
alone He, being a dutiful husband, protested, but she argued and
said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was
no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So, he took his
costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for one
hour, awakened without pain and, since it was still early, she decided to go
to the party. Since her husband did not know what her costume was,
she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband
to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around
on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could and copping
a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him
and, being a rather seductive lady herself, he left his partner high and
dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived. She let
him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband. Finally,
he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they
went to one of the cars and had sex.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and
put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of
explanation he would make for his behavior. She was sitting up reading when
he came in and asked him what kind of time he had. He said, "Oh, the same
old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there.
" Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got
there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den
and played poker all evening. But, you're not gonna believe what happened to
the guy I loaned my costume to."

[Martin6469]

[Al1962]

Wow!

[SWorks17]

Too Funny, Old Guy