fix this image in your mind
A man lays unconscious, supine on an operating table with a raging, fullbore erection sticking up in the air. The surgical team standing around cast admiring glances and compliments..
This is a true story. Oct 24, 2023.
I had a prostatectomy performed by the same surgeon who had previously installed my inflatable implant.
Because the reservoir for my implant was right next to the prostate, my surgeon deflated the reservoir to make it easier to manipulate.
Hence, there I was, flat on my back and unconscious in the operating room with a full-bore raging hard on.
He told me this story while I was in my hospital room, recovering. He reported that I got some admiration from the OR team. When I expressed appreciation over the comments, he gave a knowing glance and a wink to my nurse. “Well, that’s Mr. Sheep for you “. I suspect he was just showing off his handiwork. I knew he was proud of my penis from the original installation.
Unfortunately, he had to remove the reservoir because it was adhered to my pelvic fascia. He says he will be able to replace it. I suppose I should count my blessings because it gave him more room to take out margins and lymph nodes cleanly..
Erect in hospital
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Erect in hospital
Lost Sheep
AMS LGX 18+3 Nov 6, 2017
Prostate Cancer 2023
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Re: Erect in hospital
Hilarious!
Age 79 in 2024. On testosterone replacement due to hypothalamus malfunction. (Attention depressed guys: low testosterone is a cause.) Healthy health nut but ED due to getting old. Like to keep enough cardiovascular ability to thrust for 30 min.
Re: Erect in hospital
Thanks LS for the chuckle
And sorry to hear the reason good luck with all of that. Great to hear from you brother.
Hugs
And sorry to hear the reason good luck with all of that. Great to hear from you brother.
Hugs
67years,fighting ed for over twenty years. A sever break, vit E, pataba, Viagra, massage Ved cilas, and I'm tired- throwing in the towel, Op for implant Mar 18, 2021 AMS LGX 18 x12 + 1 3cm RTE, gained girth and length, very glad I took the hard step.
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Re: Erect in hospital
Thanks, Martin and Chris.
I am scheduled to have the reservoir replaced on Dec 17 at the same time as installing an artificial urinary sphincter. The surgery left me incontinent AND impotent! And did not get ll the cancer, either. When I went into the prostatectomy, I was thinking that I might get the "trifecta" of prostate cancer. Cure the cancer, retain potency and urinary control. I figured I had potency already locked in. As it turned out, I wound up with an anti-trifecta.
On the bright side, my PSA is down at the lower limit of standard PSA tests to measure. Thanks to being able to get estradiol, my side effects are minimal.
I am scheduled to have the reservoir replaced on Dec 17 at the same time as installing an artificial urinary sphincter. The surgery left me incontinent AND impotent! And did not get ll the cancer, either. When I went into the prostatectomy, I was thinking that I might get the "trifecta" of prostate cancer. Cure the cancer, retain potency and urinary control. I figured I had potency already locked in. As it turned out, I wound up with an anti-trifecta.
On the bright side, my PSA is down at the lower limit of standard PSA tests to measure. Thanks to being able to get estradiol, my side effects are minimal.
Lost Sheep
AMS LGX 18+3 Nov 6, 2017
Prostate Cancer 2023
READ OLD THREADS-ask better questions -better understand answers
Be part of your medical team
Document pre-op size-photos and written records
Pre-op VED therapy helps. Post-op is another matter
AMS LGX 18+3 Nov 6, 2017
Prostate Cancer 2023
READ OLD THREADS-ask better questions -better understand answers
Be part of your medical team
Document pre-op size-photos and written records
Pre-op VED therapy helps. Post-op is another matter
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Re: Erect in hospital
happy to hear from you, hope you get well soon, good luck brother
56, DE since 2010, the pills worked at high doses not well, on 01/23/23 titan one touch 22, Dr. Gabriele Antonini, Replacement from titan to cx 21 with ms pump on 04/03/2025, today I am almost 60 years old and have various pathologies, testosterone
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Re: Erect in hospital
Oh boy, LS, glad to hear from you; was worried that you were "lost" from the forum. But very sorry about the "anti-trifecta." What bad luck.
Let us know how it went next month.
In any event, I hope you'll check in occasionally to help out the new guys.
Let us know how it went next month.
In any event, I hope you'll check in occasionally to help out the new guys.
Age 79 in 2024. On testosterone replacement due to hypothalamus malfunction. (Attention depressed guys: low testosterone is a cause.) Healthy health nut but ED due to getting old. Like to keep enough cardiovascular ability to thrust for 30 min.
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Hang in there LS. I'm hanging with you. Had RP 11+ years ago. Due to a rising PSA I got irradiated this past year. After radiation the last 3 total PSA scores have been .04, .06 and .05. The Doc (oncologist) is now sending me out for some new blood test that is supposed to be 97% accurate at detecting tiny bits of escaped cancer whereas the PSA test is only 50% accurate at detecting any residual active cancer. The PET scan early in the year was negative. It's the road of life we travel. Sometimes there's bumps in the road.
RRP 2011 Mayo Jacksonville, Dr. Wehle. Non nerve sparing. C in margins. Radiation 2023, V.E.D, Viagra and PGE-1 (80mcg/ml) injections @ 7 - 16 units. Originally Edex20 or 40, then compounded PGE1 due to cost. Inject. 14 yrs. It works. FL Treasure coast.
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