Home Depot Scam

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Old Guy
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Home Depot Scam

Postby Old Guy » Fri Dec 01, 2023 4:12 pm

Since it's close to the holidays you should be warned about the scam happening at Home Depot.
Over the last month I became a victim of this clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's.
You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of
them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also October 1st, 3rd, twice on the 7th, three times just yesterday and next Thursday.

So be careful.
Nov. 8, 2019
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Lester33
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Re: Home Depot Scam

Postby Lester33 » Fri Dec 01, 2023 8:13 pm

:lol:
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Bigdave
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Re: Home Depot Scam

Postby Bigdave » Sat Dec 02, 2023 4:09 am

Damn, I'm buying wallets in bulk. :lol:
Age 59. AMS 700 LGX 21cm + 2cm RTE.
Peniscrotal, 2/23.
6.25" OEM with Cialis, about 5" post-op. (11/01: Length 6.75" and girth is up to 4.75" mid shaft.) Still growing, albeit slowly. :D
Cycling daily. Hoping to get to 7". ;)

cbinspok
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Re: Home Depot Scam

Postby cbinspok » Sat Dec 02, 2023 9:25 am

Lol, getting some dummie wallets! Just in case.
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Gt1956
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Re: Home Depot Scam

Postby Gt1956 » Sun Dec 03, 2023 2:18 am

Wouldn't it be nice to get oral sex for the price of a cheap wallet?
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