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getting old sucks

Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2024 1:08 am
by oldbeek
Went to a message parlor today to get my ashes hauled. The girl left me in the room to get ready. I stripped my cloths off and was going to give my implant pump 10 good squeezes to harden it up. Wellfuck . instead of the implant pump I have an AUS pump also and I pumped it. She comes back in and I am wiping piss off my feet. Shades of Joe Biden. She just starts helping clean up. Like I say . getting old sucks.

Re: getting old sucks

Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2024 1:40 pm
by Martin6469
At least you have all the necessary hardware in your sack! Don't think mine's big enough!