True Story in our neighborhood

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True Story in our neighborhood

Postby jeremc » Fri Apr 26, 2013 6:21 pm

We have a four year old little girl that lives and plays in a vacant lots.
The lot was sold, and builders moved in to build the new house.
She would go over and play around, so the contractors seem to be getting attached to her, gave her some small jobs to do
At the end of the first week, she was handed an envelope. She opened it up, and there was a pay check.
She was so excited, she ran home to show her mother.
Her mother took her to the bank to put most of it in her savings account, The teller ask her how she got the check, and she said "I'm building a house next door."
The teller then ask her if she was going to work again next week, and she said yes...
"If the fucking brick ever show up!"

Her mother fired her!
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