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Two little boys are going to the hospital the next day for operations.

Theirs will be first on the schedule.

The older boy leans over and asks,

"What are you having done?"

The second boy says,

"I'm getting my tonsils out, and I'm afraid."

The first boy says,

"You've got nothing to worry about.

I had that done when I was four.

They put you to sleep, and when you wake up,

they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream.

It's a breeze."

The second boy then asks,

"What are you going in for?"

The first boy says, "Circumcision."

"Whoa!" the smaller boy replies.

"Good luck, buddy. I had that done when I was born.

Couldn't walk for a year!"

Well, I had that done at nine, and I still haven't gotten over it. It was only funny to my friends who knew about it. I know this is the humor section, but I wonder if there are any other men on this site who were circumcised later in life and how they remember it.

I know this thread is nine years old, but had to add a true story. When our son was 4 months old, he had to have hernia surgery. While we were waiting, a young boy, about 5 years old, was playing in the center of the waiting area. An orderly of some type came in and asked, "Is Johnny here?" The young boy stood up, put his hands on his hips, and announced in a strong voice, "Oh, no. He went that way," and pointed down the hall. We don't know what he faced, but he didn't think much of it.

ohohiakane wrote:Two little boys are going to the hospital the next day for operations.

Theirs will be first on the schedule.

The older boy leans over and asks,

"What are you having done?"

The second boy says,

"I'm getting my tonsils out, and I'm afraid."

The first boy says,

"You've got nothing to worry about.

I had that done when I was four.

They put you to sleep, and when you wake up,

they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream.

It's a breeze."

The second boy then asks,

"What are you going in for?"

The first boy says, "Circumcision."

"Whoa!" the smaller boy replies.

"Good luck, buddy. I had that done when I was born.

Couldn't walk for a year!"

I work in healthcare and if an adult male asks about healing after his circumsion, i always respond with "After mine i didnt walk for a year"

To answer Peckerwoods post, I had a cousin who lived across the road from us when i was growing up. He was circumcised when he was thirteen years old and I am still damaged goods lol, from seeing what he had done. When he was admitted to the hospital his foreskin was so tight on the head of his penis that it caused him pain. He didn't want his parents to know what was going on with him because he was embarrassed. It finally got so bad he had to tell his parents. His urine flow got to be restricted so he caved in and told his parents. He was admitted to hospital immediately and surgery was scheduled. He was getting into a real mess. The surgery was done and they send him home to heal. Anyway it was very hard on him at thirteen years old and this was many years ago. He is 69 years old today and he will tell you this was very difficult for him at thirteen years old. He couldn't wear clothes for several days or go anywhere. It is my opinion that it be done at birth if the person is going to do it. If I had a choice to do it or not do it at this point in my life I don't think I would be circumcised. Anyway to late now.

Well for me, who wanted to be circumcised, I did it as an adult. I can honestly say it was essentially painless, for me. The best thing I’ve ever done just for me. Sex got exponentially better....again for me. You couldn’t pay me to go back to uncircumcised.
The humor was the look on wife’s face when she came home from the trip she was on and I decided to get it done while she was away and not tell her. She got home, I said I’ve got a surprise for you, follow me to the bedroom. She grinned thinking we were about to get it on. I dropped my pants and there was my bandaged dick. She gasped, how did you hurt your dick?
She couldn’t believe I had done it. But she loved it and still does. Every once in a while she will still look at it and laugh....saying I still can’t believe you did it.....but I’m glad you did!

And I'm still pissed off, 66 years later, that my parents had it done to me.

Years ago I thought I wanted my foreskin after being circumcised as a baby almost as I was born. I tried for two years and regret it. My penile skin just grew longer. It makes turtling even worse. It makes urinating a problem without pulling my dick every time I go to the bathroom. Wish I had left well enough alone after many years of great circumcised sex with my wife. Fortunately, sex wasn't affected.