An elderly man goes to the doctor
Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 11:30 am
My doctor recently had a patient drop in on him for an unscheduled appointment. "What can I do for you today?" the doctor asked.
The aged gentleman replied: "Doctor. you must help me. Every time I make love to my wife, my eyes get all bleary and my legs go weak. I can hardly catch my breath. Doctor, I'm scared!"
The doctor, looking at his 86-yr-old patient said, "Mr. Smith, these sensations tend to happen over time especially to a man of your advanced years -- but tell me when did you first notice these symptoms?"
His response was, "Well, three times last night and twice again this morning!”
The aged gentleman replied: "Doctor. you must help me. Every time I make love to my wife, my eyes get all bleary and my legs go weak. I can hardly catch my breath. Doctor, I'm scared!"
The doctor, looking at his 86-yr-old patient said, "Mr. Smith, these sensations tend to happen over time especially to a man of your advanced years -- but tell me when did you first notice these symptoms?"
His response was, "Well, three times last night and twice again this morning!”