But will they bloom????

[antelope]

I Wonder....
I wonder whether they would look better on the kitchen table or in the entry?
I wonder if it would help to put those preservative packets in the water?
I wonder if they come in different colors?
I wonder if they're cheaper by the dozen?
I wonder if they come long-stemmed?
I wonder if they will bloom soon?

This was taken at 115th & Allisonville Rd., Indianapolis, Indiana.
The sign is real and was up for two hours before someone stopped and told them how to spell PEONIES!

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[jn1421]

G-Man,
If these things bloom, what fragrance will they produce?

[antelope]

Musky, with a hint of Irish Spring.

[billybob5898]

Hi I loved your joke. You said you had a turp done and are takeing injections. I will soon be takeing quad mix injections but I am hopeing to get an implant soon. Have you thought about an implant? You do know that medicare will cover it. I am on medicare and my doctor has already told me that medicare will cover it but you have to try everything else before they do it. Injections are usually the last step. If you want to e-mail me my address is billybob5898@yahoo.com. There is also a penileimplant group in yahoo groups if you had any questions. Me and the other guys on the group try to answer all questions that come in. Infact the person who started this website is also a member. Talk later Bill

[antelope]

Hey Bob,

Yes, I think an implant is probably in my future. But for now, the trimix injections are working magic with no side effects. So I'll stick with shots as long as I can. Thanks for the additional info. I'll check it out

Greg

[David_R]

This is hilarious!

A sign that I saw before there were cell phones so I couldn't take a picture was a Shell gasoline station where the "S" had burned out, leaving a large, strongly-lighted sign above the building that said " HELL".

[dg_moore]

I wonder if Lorena Bobbitt worked there.

[David_R]

Another (true) funny sign story.

There was a sign over a Wendy's that I saw some time back, one that used letters that were totally exposed to the air so they could easily blow off.

They meant for the sign to say "Closers needed." Instead, the "C" blew off, so the sign now said
LOSERS NEEDED.

[Donnie1954]

Waffle house got it's new name when the W's on so many restaurants burned out. People starting calling it the Affle (awful) house. If a restaurant has letters burned out for months, I won't eat there. I also won't go to a place that advertises 'cook wanted'. Seriously. The sign should say business opportunities, apply within. Who's cooking the food? You may not want to know.
Donnie

[Lost Sheep]

Does Allison Nursery double as a Synagogue?