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>> Two West Virginia rednecks were out hunting, and as they were walking
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>> along, they came upon a huge hole in the ground. They approached it
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>> and were amazed at its size.
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>> The first hunter said, "Wow, that's some hole. I can't even see the
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>> bottom. I wonder how deep it is."
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>> The second hunter said, "I don't know. Let's throw something down
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>> there, listen, and see how long it takes to hit bottom."
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>> The first hunter said, "Hey, there's an old automobile gear box
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>> over there. Give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see."
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>> So they picked up the gear box, carried it over to the hole,
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>> counted one-two-three, and heaved it in.
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>> They were standing there looking over the edge of the hole and
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>> listening when they heard a rustling behind them. As they turned
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>> around, they saw a goat come crashing through the underbrush, run up
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>> to the hole, and, without hesitation, jump in head first.
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>> While they were standing there staring at each other in amazement,
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>> they peered into the hole, trying to figure out what that was all
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>> about.
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>> Just then an old farmer sauntered up. "Say there," said the farmer,
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>> "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did
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>> you?"
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>> The first hunter said, "Funny you should ask. We were just standing
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>> here a minute ago, and a goat came running out of the bushes doing
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>> about a hundred miles an hour and jumped head first into this here
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>> hole!"
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>> The old farmer said, "Naw, that's impossible. I had him chained to a gear box."
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