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Coloplast and AMS have the market covered. But...

I was wondering if it would be fun to design an implant. Meant to be fun, but good ideas for what should go into designing the perfect implant are welcome.

For example, Solar powered for the nudists amoung us. Could be used to pump it up and deflate with optional vibrator.

There are a lot of comedians on here. Larry, if you feel this should go into humor section have at it.

Battery powered pump. Only the switch is in the scrotum. Pump near the reservoir. Battery near the reservoir near the skin so it could be charged magnetically transcutaneously

Implant within a sleeve. A virgin implant would be installed inside a sleeve. Any revisions would be madeceasier by opening the sleve, rinsing everything with abtibiotics/antiseptics abd inserting a fresh implant in the sleeve and sealing the sleeve back up again. No scar tissuecadhesions, etc.

A pump that not nly pumps the implant up, but also pumps the implant DOWN.

No more having to squeeze the penis to get flaccid. No more auto inflation.

Best idea I have gad so far... I posted thisdright after I joined , but the oump mechanism was impractical. Look it up.

An inflation pump that is worked by manipulating the penis.

In this way, foreplay would produce an erection all by itself. Coital action would pump up even more.

This would very effectively emulate the spontaneous erections we used ro enjoy (and our partners appreciatecso much)

An implant that recharges as it is used. Operating on voice command. "Harder, softer and down boy down!" "Are you masturbating?" "No, I'm recharging my implant."
Donnie

My wife jokes about having an implant that works with a "Clap On, Clap Off, the Clapper!" switch.

How bout an app for your iphone. They got apps for everything else. Just set it for pressure. Can even have it on a timer. Technology !
Bandit

I saw a medical show on TV featuring a woman who had to have her arm amputated. Her doctor told her he was going to do everything he could to make her life as normal as possible. He worked with a techie guy and together they developed a prosthetic arm that was controlled to the brain. It had sensors within it so when she wanted to pick something up, shake someone's hand, etc, all she had to do was think it and the prosthetic did it.

So, my idea is an implant with those same sensors. When the penis is stimulated, we tell our brain how great it feels and get an erection. It would be the closest thing to a natural erection.

Greg

Yeah I like the battery design,no more pumping up and down