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Recommendations for crotch deodorant ?
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2019 5:30 pm
by Evinrude
For those times when ya can't shower in time for some oral ! No scent, no taste, spray on... does it exist ? ...esp the "no taste" aspect... might need weapons grade for it to work in which case taste might be unavoidable, huh ? Perhaps dark chocolate flavor...
Re: Recommendations for crotch deodorant ?
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2019 6:25 pm
by Lost Sheep
Evinrude wrote:For those times when ya can't shower in time for some oral ! No scent, no taste, spray on... does it exist ? ...esp the "no taste" aspect... might need weapons grade for it to work in which case taste might be unavoidable, huh ? Perhaps dark chocolate flavor...
Washcloth with mild soap and a good rinse should work best. No coverup is going to fool a sensitive nose.
Be sure to go all the way around and under. The scent from between the cheeks has "reach".
Re: Recommendations for crotch deodorant ?
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2019 6:30 pm
by GoodWood
I don’t think such a thing exists.
Soap and hot water. Even a quick sink wash when you excuse yourself to the bathroom would probably work if you think oral is about to happen.
Clean clothes (really clean) will help too.
Maybe a very light spritz of your partners favorite cologne.
If oral is about to happen and it’s all so hot and heavy there was no time or opportunity to freshen up, chances are the suckee doesn’t mind a little musk. I myself find the smell of a body hot (not the funk of being filthy, but 1/2-1 days honest work).
This is a GREAT problem to have.
Re: Recommendations for crotch deodorant ?
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2019 9:09 pm
by David_R
+1
Re: Recommendations for crotch deodorant ?
Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2019 3:24 am
by oldbeek
This fucking country should learn about the toilet seat bidets. I have two of them. If my bidet and my refrigerator broke on the same day, I would fix the bidet first. Wash up your cock, balls and ass with light soap and sit down on the bidet for a warm water rinse. Nothing better. Hell they sell them at Costco.com. If you don't like it, take it back. I bet you will not take it back.
Re: Recommendations for crotch deodorant ?
Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2019 11:14 am
by Evinrude
oldbeek wrote: , I would fix the bidet first. Wash up your cock, balls and ass with light soap and sit down on the bidet for a warm water rinse. Nothing better.
nothing better ??? beek, say it ain't so !
Re: Recommendations for crotch deodorant ?
Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2019 12:31 pm
by Lost Sheep
Evinrude wrote:oldbeek wrote: , I would fix the bidet first. Wash up your cock, balls and ass with light soap and sit down on the bidet for a warm water rinse. Nothing better.
nothing better ??? beek, say it ain't so !
That would depend on one's particular fetish.
Re: Recommendations for crotch deodorant ?
Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2019 5:42 pm
by Lester33
It’s oldbeek approved, I’m sold
do they have them at Home Depot?
Re: Recommendations for crotch deodorant ?
Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2019 11:52 pm
by oldbeek
Dont knock it till you try one. When I am old and maybe have a stroke, no one will need to wipe my ass. Did I mention they also blow dry with warm air.
Re: Recommendations for crotch deodorant ?
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2019 2:27 pm
by Evinrude
oldbeek wrote:Dont knock it till you try one. When I am old and maybe have a stroke, no one will need to wipe my ass. Did I mention they also blow dry with warm air.
Not knocking it, just amazed there is "nothing" better... I mean I can see the usefulness...but is that it
that fantastic ? Having said that in my experience shit is not very water soluble....seems like the bidet would have to spray at high pressure to knock off the offending crud !
While we're at it, turns out we westerners don't even shit the right way... apparently it flows better in an upright squat position ...
