Made me laugh
Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 8:17 pm
At my gorgeous GF's 60th birthday last weekend and her daughters had arranged to take her out dancing and that she would come to my place afterwards to take my (our) Titan for a spin.
I excused myself from the celebrations to head home and when I shook Alan's hand (I am 62 and he is 63 and had been drinking more than he needed) he accused me of being a "soft-cock"......I so badly wanted to invite him into the men's room to see who really had the "hard cock" and who possessed a real "weapon of orgasm producing stiffness"........guys can be such tossers sometimes hahaha
I excused myself from the celebrations to head home and when I shook Alan's hand (I am 62 and he is 63 and had been drinking more than he needed) he accused me of being a "soft-cock"......I so badly wanted to invite him into the men's room to see who really had the "hard cock" and who possessed a real "weapon of orgasm producing stiffness"........guys can be such tossers sometimes hahaha