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http://www.askmen.com/daily/sex_tips_40 ... -size.html

I continue to find articles like this on sites such as AskMen, Mens Health, and other popular mens magainze websites. It would seem we put the un needed pressure on ourselves about size.

The average erect length range (5 - 5.7) is somewhat credible, but the erect girth (3.9 - 4.1) seems to be somewhat under the real average. If you go by the studies conducted by the condom manufacturers, a more realistic average would be nearer to 5"

The smallest "standard" vacuum cylinder available is 1.5" which will accommodate a penis up to 4.5" in circumference. However, 1.75" cylinders are much more popular (as are 2" cylinders) which will accommodate a penis with a circumference of up to 5.5."

Honestly I think that the phrase "size doesn't matter" was introduced by men
All the women I had in my life usually state that "size doesn't matter" with an addition after the pause "kind of..."
Also an average size depends on the race and ethnic origin.

P.S. I am on the short side so that's probably for me it has always been an issue.

Murphy's Law of Compensation:

I've got a short pecker, but i can go twice.

Everything is relative.

Then I have to figure out where I was compensated for the short lousy dick . My height? Pretty much useless too as I am not a basketball player

Yep, I was always too little to play team sports, but I made up for it by being slow and clumsy. ha ha

Remember this always!
It is not the size of the dog in the fight it is the size of fight in the dog!
Not trying to be funny about anyone's size. I live in a glass house!

Thanks to pumping, I have successfully increased my girth by 1/2". I have also been doing some Penis enhancement exercises which has increased my length by almost 1/2"' but I am still on the lower end of the average range.

I recall an old Lymrick:

There once was a man from Kent
Whose dick was so long that it bent
So,to save him the trouble
He put it in double
So,instead of cuming, he went.

Don, that's hilarious. Reminds me of another limerick:

There was an old man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.

I don't remember the rest, but my English teacher wife has to really be on her toes when she introduces limericks to her ninth graders. All those boys know this one. Maybe I should teach them the one about the man from Kent! ha ha ha

Thanks for making my day.

Greg

There once was a man named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in his cave
It really worked well
If you don't mind the smell
And think of the money he saved

Sorry, they keep keep coming back to me.