fear and trembling and caverject

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In January I was diagnosed with prostate cancer and I had my prostate removed and i was presribed caverject impulse. however, i also have parkinsons. the combination of a slight tremor and a needle in ones penis results in excruciating pain and damage to the organ in hand (one side turned pyrple!).
my dear wife has a phobia about unjections and will only help with her eyes closed, so i invented the CAVERPAL.

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It is easy to make from plumbing supplies and if made right, makes the injection at 90 degrees and the right depth.
hope this helps.
if anyone wants one email me and i will make one for 30 aud plus postage (i will need to buy an electric saw, the handsaw i used took 2 hours!).
cheers
the bad typing is due to parkinsons