Lost Sheep wrote:Place Holder to collect/compile the best suggestions. (Optimistically anticipating a large number of responses)
Bionic Joint - tomas1
Pump me up! (or permutations thereof)
Bronco riders only get 8 seconds. How long do you want, pretty cowgirl? Love this one
Ask me about my adjustable _______ (choose one: hardness/rigidity/firmness/...)
Dial-a-Dick
"Put something exciting between your legs." (Plagiarizing Honda's old advertisement)
My engine was just rebuilt. Wanna go for a ride? Love this one too
For the more medically literate:
No refractory period. (you could also add, "Ask me how.")
Or more explicit:
"Tired of men who Cum and Go...limp?" And this
CARNAL RIDES! .....Bionic: 25 cents..... ride as long as you want Thanks to bldoink
Tupperware Torpedo (edited down) Lunatech
Performance Parts by Tupperware Lunatech
E D Fighters Dougand
Powered by Hydraulics - GruffHunter
How about a T-shirt?
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Re: How about a T-shirt?
If you want to go really high-brow, and introduce a subtle subtextual desire for backdoor lovin'...
you could try...
erotika hydraulika.
...it's in bastardized Greek...
rok
you could try...
erotika hydraulika.
...it's in bastardized Greek...
rok
The Rok is now solid! Implanted 8/14/18. AMS700CX (21+1)
"That magic in your pants is making me blush!" --Kesha
"That magic in your pants is making me blush!" --Kesha
Re: How about a T-shirt?
can't remember where i heard this
SOME IS GOOD
MORE IS BETTER
TO MUCH IS JUST ENOUGH
mike
SOME IS GOOD
MORE IS BETTER
TO MUCH IS JUST ENOUGH
mike
74yr.old married 54yrs pc11/13 rad seed implants started ved 1/14 .implanted 11/20/2016 ams lgx 18+1 11 up 8 down 6 1/2 flaccid 7 5/8
local uro sanford health,
s. central N.D.
MIKE
local uro sanford health,
s. central N.D.
MIKE
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How about this?!
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65 years old
Diagnosed with PC in August 2017 - Biopsy Gleason 4+5=9
Radical Prostatectomy 14/12/17 no nerves spared - PSA now undetectable. ED since op. Tried MUSE and injections without success.
Titan 22cm + 1cm - 25/03/19 by Mr Ralph in London UK
Diagnosed with PC in August 2017 - Biopsy Gleason 4+5=9
Radical Prostatectomy 14/12/17 no nerves spared - PSA now undetectable. ED since op. Tried MUSE and injections without success.
Titan 22cm + 1cm - 25/03/19 by Mr Ralph in London UK
Re: How about a T-shirt?
roksolid wrote:If you want to go really high-brow, and introduce a subtle subtextual desire for backdoor lovin'...
you could try...
erotika hydraulika.
...it's in bastardized Greek...
rok
Good one, probably just subtle enough to get by prudes?
86 years
Inject testosterone weekly.
Implant on 1/22/19 by Dr Avila.
Scrotal, hor. incision just over 1"
18cm AMS 700 CX, 3.5cm RTE 100cc res
Gleason 6 prostate cancer. Monitoring it for now.
Update: On my last biopsies the cancer wasn't found.
Inject testosterone weekly.
Implant on 1/22/19 by Dr Avila.
Scrotal, hor. incision just over 1"
18cm AMS 700 CX, 3.5cm RTE 100cc res
Gleason 6 prostate cancer. Monitoring it for now.
Update: On my last biopsies the cancer wasn't found.
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Re: How about a T-shirt?
This one is appropriate
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ED since my late 30's. Implanted 7/7/15 Titan Coloplast 18cm +4 cm extenders. Revision Jan 2017
Re: How about a T-shirt?
PCHelp76180 wrote:This one is appropriate
Smetro and Maxxxxx need this shirt.
Larry
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"Never lose interest after withdrawal"
RP surgery for PCa March 2011, rising PSA 2013, remission since 2014. Chronic ED since 2011 tried pills, VED, and injections. Implanted LGX 4/17/19 Dr. Kramer. On scale of 1-10 I'd give it an 8. That's due to a slight curve.
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Re: How about a T-shirt?
some really great ideas. lets keep it comming.......lol
67yrs old. ed for 8yrs. Implanted 5-29-2019
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Re: How about a T-shirt?
I WILL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR YOU!
ANY TIME, ANY PLACE, FOR AS LONG AS YOU WANT!
The Bionic Brotherhood
Or just: I'm pumped to see you
ANY TIME, ANY PLACE, FOR AS LONG AS YOU WANT!
The Bionic Brotherhood
Or just: I'm pumped to see you
1957 model, married 27yr first time 6 yr present,10/16 Retired,12/16 PSA 4.9, 1/17 Biopsy, 2/17 Gleason 4+3, 3/17 Robotic Prostatectomy, 4/17 PSA nondecetable, Penile therapy, pills/VED/Trimix, 5/25/18 AMS 700 LGX 21cm 3cm RTE.
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