Postby Txagq8 » Tue Nov 19, 2019 7:18 pm
First of all, since we've postponed my bionic dick until first quarter, 2020, I don't need to worry about that right now.
I don't shave my crotch anyway. I remember at age 14 or 15 (late puberty!) hoping and praying for some hair down there and I'll be damned if I'm going to get rid of it.
But a funny story touching on a similar subject. Or at least in retrospect it's kind of funny.
In 1996 I went on a wait list for a vasectomy. I was in the Army and had no choice but to use Army hospital. They figured a 5 month wait. I got deployed. When I got back, a year later, I had to start over on the wait list.
So after waiting two months , I wander over to the hospital. The guy who did vasectomies was a Major (I was a CPT) and we talked and he looked me up and it looked like I had, at best, five months to go.
I was tired of a wife who couldn't take the pill, tired of condoms that strangled my dick or broke, mad at Trojan for not making a Magnum XL Junior (wide but short) somI asked him if he ever had no-shows.
He told me all the time, but I would have to be ready to prep on short notice. I told him no sweat and gave him my phone #.
Two days later, a Wednesday I evaluated, they called at noon and said they'd cut me at 1 pm. I had no razor, I really didn't want to shave my junk in the male latrine with one of those disposable razors they sold at the PX for a dime, so I figured.....how bad can using some of that Nair cream really be?
The answer was REALLY bad.
It took the hair off. It also left my dick, balls, and surrounding area a fiery red. It was sufficiently bright that it could have been used as a navigational aid for commercial airliners cruising at 36,000 feet. We. Are talking red.
When I got there the doc and his two assistants got a big laugh, they only required a very small area on the scrotum to be shaved. They did the procedure anyhow.
I tell people I recall no pain or discomfort at all from the vasectomy. Whether that's because I had no pain or because my entire genital area was on fire for three days, I have no clue.
Lesson learned: when the Nair label says "not for genital use" they are not kidding.
Age 68. Physically fit educated red neck in Texas. Very married. 23 cm (18+5) of LGX installed by Dr. Bryan Kansas 12/31/2019. I fought the ED and my wife & I won. I’m either full of shit or sound advice. You decide which.