Tinder results anyone? Half Man Half Machine

[chuck123]

Has anyone advertised their terminator, half man half machine, cock on tinder? I am sure it would promote curiosity in some ladies. Just wondering if anyone has had results with their implant being a contributing factor. I am thinking about doing it but would prefer not to have people I work with come on it lol. I have already seen two married girls I know on tinder and a few other coworkers. Then again I really don't care, I am using it as a selling point in medical device sale interviews with strangers. I bet if you put a coloplast titan pic as your first picture it would be interesting.

On a similar note how open are you with your implant? I just let more family and friends in the loop and almost always inform sexual partners. It feels good to let people know. Going forward will always inform because the thing is legit.

[thereishope]

If you have already seen people you know there, then it's almost a given that people are going to find you there. Given the amount of crazy stuff you see there, I think that if you put some non identifying photos you have nothing to worry about...

[3rd-Nut]

I am terribly naïve, what is tinder? How does it work?

[Waynetho]

Tinder as I understand it, is an explicit dating site. Many on Tinder are looking for hookup dates.

[Lost Sheep]

Has anyone advertised their terminator, half man half machine, cock on tinder? I am sure it would promote curiosity in some ladies. Just wondering if anyone has had results with their implant being a contributing factor. I am thinking about doing it but would prefer not to have people I work with come on it lol. I have already seen two married girls I know on tinder and a few other coworkers. Then again I really don't care, I am using it as a selling point in medical device sale interviews with strangers. I bet if you put a coloplast titan pic as your first picture it would be interesting.

On a similar note how open are you with your implant? I just let more family and friends in the loop and almost always inform sexual partners. It feels good to let people know. Going forward will always inform because the thing is legit.

Question has been posed a number of times. It might be hard to find with the "Search" function, but if you just cruise through a couple years of posts (I did that over a couple weekends, off and on, and learned A LOT).

Past threads on the subject might be hard to find, so, for your benefit, I looked up some threads in which I posted my experience with one dating site (not as much a "casual sex" site as "Tinder" is, but a bit more focused on longer-term relationships, "Plenty of Fish"). There are lots more threads, but since I did not post in them, I did not find them. I leave it you to cruise around and find them.

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And these are ONLY threads in which I made a post. There are plenty others.

See also

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which shows guys' thinking about advertising one's "bionic" status Some of the phrases posted there might be worthwhile for Tinder postings (or "Grinder" for that matter). A couple of examples:

Rodeo Bull Riders only get 8 seconds
You can ride THIS bull until the cows come home.

(and if she challenges, "Bullshit.", you can offer to prove it!)

No refractory period.

(you could also add, "Ask me how.")

Tired of men who Cum and Go...limp?

[lewisbl]

I’ve been on Tinder, I’m in another country using it. The women are selling pussy like crazy. I didn’t tell any of them that I was bionic. They tell me that I am huge. I’ve deadlined about 3 where they couldn’t do anything for over a week. I had 2 of the 3 bleeding after sex. I have a hard time cumming with a condom. They don’t want to give me anymore pussy. They say I’m stretching them deep and wide. I do sets of jelqing while I cycle to keep my dick tuned up. I’m fucking different nationalities. They try to stop me from putting it all the way in, I am hitting their cervix and they let me know it hurts. They tell me that I am making their pussy bigger. One told me who would think that a little man was carrying a dick like that. They say I got a big cucumber. They asked how come it don’t go down I tell them it would in a few minutes. I don’t let them handle my dick, they try to grab my balls but I stop them and tell them that hurts. You can fuck as long as you like but if you max pump your dick it will start hurting at the tip. I had to take some pressure off.

[Captain1117]

I’ve been on Tinder, I’m in another country using it. The women are selling pussy like crazy. I didn’t tell any of them that I was bionic. They tell me that I am huge. I’ve deadlined about 3 where they couldn’t do anything for over a week. I had 2 of the 3 bleeding after sex. I have a hard time cumming with a condom. They don’t want to give me anymore pussy. They say I’m stretching them deep and wide. I do sets of jelqing while I cycle to keep my dick tuned up. I’m fucking different nationalities. They try to stop me from putting it all the way in, I am hitting their cervix and they let me know it hurts. They tell me that I am making their pussy bigger. One told me who would think that a little man was carrying a dick like that. They say I got a big cucumber. They asked how come it don’t go down I tell them it would in a few minutes. I don’t let them handle my dick, they try to grab my balls but I stop them and tell them that hurts. You can fuck as long as you like but if you max pump your dick it will start hurting at the tip. I had to take some pressure off.

Interesting post. May I ask..whats your erect length and girth and how old are you

[LeRoastBeef]

The man writes like a poet.
Franktalk's Shakespeare.

[lewisbl]

I’m 54 years old my length is about 8 inches and 6 inches round. I jelq almost every day around 500 jelqs.

[Strutter]

I’m 54 years old my length is about 8 inches and 6 inches round. I jelq almost every day around 500 jelqs.

You jelq with an implant?!
And additional question - what was the cause of your ED? Anything to do with jelqing?