How about a T-shirt?

[Lost Sheep]

Have you ever met a man with a baculum?

Or

Or, for those living in my neck of the woods (Northern circumpolar region)

Have you ever met a man with an oosik?

Or different phrases:
Have you ever bedded a man...
Would you like to bed a man...
etc.

[bldoink]

A design displaying this ancient Roman design as displayed on etsy with the words Mechanicus Fascinum Diuturnus. As I don't really know the language I may have screwed up the format or forms.


Edit: I guess sinse I'm stealing their image I should post the link to the ad: https://www.etsy.com/listing/871142090/ancient-roman-fascinus-pendant-roman?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=roman+aquila+pendant&ref=sr_gallery-1-21&pro=1&frs=1

[truckrglenn]

I'M PART CYBORG
FEEL MY NUT

[implant1959]

See my Post under Titan Shirts for Sale for shirts to order.
Planning on turning order into the shirt printers on Feb 5th.
Let me know if you are interested.

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Sweatshirts, long and short sleeved t shirts available

[Lost Sheep]

Priapism whenever you want
Squishy Toy when you prefer

[Lost Sheep]

For men who have had a prostatectomy or vasectomy

Baby buggy's gone but hobby horse still gallops

[Lost Sheep]

Now that I have had a prostatectomy AND an inflatable penile implant;

Dial-a-Dick

Adjustable rigidity
Unlimited Duration
No mess, no wet spot
No baby risk

[Taggart423]

I have these two from Amazon. $20 a piece.

[Implant2025]

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MY EYES ARE UP HERE

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MY IMPLANT IS DOWN THERE



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