Bluetooth Pumps are coming!

[ElbowRoom]

I wonder what the annual license fee will be to keep the device from bricking itself… Don’t think that conversation isn’t happening in the BS board room.

[whatevery]

There is patent filed by Boston Scientific on this pump.

https://patents.google.com/patent/US20180110623A1/en

Many patents don't translate into actual products. But BSC also has similar technology for Deep Brain Stimulation for Parkinson's disease, Spinal Cord Stimulation, Peripheral Nerve Stimulation, Cardiac rhythm devices.

I won't be surprised if an actual device appears sooner rather than later.

So am I right to understand that the pump would be located in corpus cavernosum instead of scrotum? I think I must be missing something. Would there actually be a pump as we know it or would it be just some sort of a microchip that gives out orders?

If they can come up with something that lets your balls be I might wait for it lol Power supply... just imagine the conversation: "Sorry babe but I gotta charge my dick"

Not sure where you read that the pump would be inside the corpora. The patent largely reads as a conventional hydraulic IPP whose manual scrotal squeeze mechanism is replaced by an electronically actuated pump and controller.

Yep, you're right. I misunderstood something. So I presume once it's out there would be a way to replace just the pump if you wanted to. Or maybe they'd come up with temporary attachment

[Hrc714]

I wonder what the annual license fee will be to keep the device from bricking itself… Don’t think that conversation isn’t happening in the BS board room.

Another good point!
When Apple releases iOS 99.2 and suddenly you can no longer communicate with your dick, you will wish you bought that subscription.