As I read your story, much of it could have been mine. I too thought compared to having my prostate out this would be a walk in the park. It wasn't I never imagined how much a scrotum is capable of swelling. Like you I had a miserable 3 weeks. Additionally, like you I've got to travel 180 miles round trip in order to get activated, but I'm certainly going to take that time to have a professional show me how to inflate and deflate the implant.
I also relate to this comment you made:
.Mr. Happy does feel like I have a 1/2 inch dowel pin stuck down each side. Nothing about it feels natural, especially the pump. I feel like I have a 13/16th spark plug socket sitting in my ball sack
I'm actually concerned about those 1/2 dowels, it seems to me when I pump them up there so long I'm afraid they will tear right through my skin. I'm not bothered by the pump, However, my scrotum feels so heavy that I purchased special underwear which provides scrotal support.
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While I'd certainly like to get my sex life back ASAP I know it's too early to activate right night because of soreness and pain, so I'll wait until my appointment with my surgeon and I hope the pain won't be too bad, and that the erection will feel natural. Time will tell.