Wireless Penile Implant

[27YearsOld]

Just Stumbled upon a patent filed for a Wireless Penile Implant.
Wifi is the way to go in the near future I Guess.

http://patents.justia.com/patent/8764627

P.s. : If anybody with a malleable implant can talk to me and provide me some real pictures i would be great full.

Thanks

[27YearsOld]

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3891291/

[activesurveillance]

Congratulations, this is the first mention of such a needed practical device since I broached the subject the middle of last year. Sadly it lacks commercial support probably because the implant market is so small. But it's so small because the existing product is so primitive.

[once a writer]

So if you get the wifi model, what do you do if your wife demands control of the remote?

[Vagabond127]

What if you get in bed and realize you forgot the remote.

[Nocturne]

So if you get the wifi model, what do you do if your wife demands control of the remote?

Honestly? This sounds like the stuff that fantasies are made of. A couple could have a LOT of fun with this...

I could definitely see enjoying giving my wife control of my erections for a day... or more. Force me to be rock hard all day while doing housework chores, then pull me into bed and turn the erection off until I'd pleasured her enough...

Yeah. Definitely has potential.

[FreddyFree]

As long as she doesn’t hide it on you.

[Larry10625]

So if you get the wifi model, what do you do if your wife demands control of the remote?

I told my wife and she says, what if your wifi signal is low??? Can you get a Dick Data Plan? I am not sure I like the phrase "Giga BYTE".... "dick" and "byte" should never appear in the same sentence. Gunna have to change it to "Suck"... "Giga Suck" me.

Larry

[Greg1956]

I love the idea of a remote control implant, but the wireless concept scares me. I travel a fair bit and often end up in areas where wireless service is unavailable. I would hate it if I was unable to perform after getting an implant.

Greg

[Larry10625]

Just Stumbled upon a patent filed for a Wireless Penile Implant.
Wifi is the way to go in the near future I Guess.

http://patents.justia.com/patent/8764627

P.s. : If anybody with a malleable implant can talk to me and provide me some real pictures i would be great full.

Thanks

Please create a signature. It makes things much easier to answer your questions without asking a lot of questions. Here's how you do it
Click on your name in the top right corner and select "user control panel"

Then under the big letters "User Control Panel" there is a row of words... select "Profile"

Then down the left had side of the "User Control Panel" select "Edit Signature" (You might have Create Signature or something. I don't know exactly what you'll get because I already have a signature to edit)

Most guys put something like what I have, but you can put whatever you want. Here is mine -
"AMS 700 (18 + 2 rte's). Implanted March 30, 2017 by Dr. Brock of London, Ont, CANADA. Great surgeon. Went in to septic shock and had to have implant removed April 29, 2017. I'm from Belleville, Ontario, CANADA. Appt. for consult for second attempt is on November 6, 2017... I can't wait."

Don't get too carried away with the doctor like his name, address, phone number, etc (anything that looks like advertising for him).. you can certainly say Dr. Jones (great Dr.)

If you need further help, please ask, that's what I'm here for.

Larry
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