just had a funny thought

[radioradio]

I told me wife to pump me up for my funeral and burial..... A "hard on" through eternity......)))

Nah, it would probably leak after lasting a lifetime...

[LMCatman]

I told me wife to pump me up for my funeral and burial..... A "hard on" through eternity......)))

That would have to be an open casket funeral because they will not be able to close the ciffin lid?

Well.... The size thing.... Casket should close quite easily.....)))

[alibaba]

will silicone burn in cremation? Imagine the few bits of bone and teeth in ash and a dick implant.

[TANGERINE]

regarding your funny thought, and all this "gallows humor", I think this is an opportunity to repeat a fun joke that once circulated around frank-talk:

JOKE:
There was once an old rich guy with a young trophy wife.
Of course, he had an implant, and one day, to the wife's relief, he died.
Noticing the erect implant, the undertaker asked the trophy wife:
"what should I do with that erect thing ?"
wife answers: "cut it off and shove it up his ass"
Later, at the open casket viewing, the wife notices a tear at the side of her late husband's eye.
She tenderly leans over to him, and whispers into his ear:
"hurts, doesn't it !"