Cleared for sex today. Have whirlwind of thoughts, concerns, and excitement after first masturbation post-surgery.

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Cololovin
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Re: Cleared for sex today. Have whirlwind of thoughts, concerns, and excitement after first masturbation post-surgery.

Postby Cololovin » Sat Mar 14, 2026 12:04 pm

RigiconDownUnder wrote:
Cololovin wrote:​I could've warned you that what Hakky was suggesting—"deliberate rod diameter downsizing for better bendability"—is purely malpractice that inevitably results in excessive buckling. But of course, you would've ass licked him like any devout cult carcass... and get cheered back by a cult of old farts or politically correct fellas like you who will definitely vanish the moment your hospital bill doubles, triples, and quadruples... not to mention infections and erosions from revisions (God forbid).

​Strangely, you chose to defame me as a troll. I'm the only one, along with very few others, who decided to change the false, deluded narrative posed by beneficiaries because I know what it feels like to have refractory ED at a very young age. It is completely a different game. If an old fart becomes severely depressed because he can't penetrate his 78 year old dry granny pussy after they had already lived their lives to the fullest, a young guy would be living hell on earth.

​I've been watching your farty optimistic updates and laughing so hard because I knew where it was going to end. It is strange how a couple of sales reps started the campaign and you followed against those who don't settle for a business that takes advantage of our illness and, at least, seek real informed consent.

​How do you like the brotherhood so far, huh? Will they pay for your revision now? Do they really care about what you are and will be going through?

And yeah a real body/pussy will definitely buckle unless you are fucking a granny with lots of silicone lube.

At the very least, have the decency to admit that your failure was caused by Hakky deliberately downsizing the rod diameter, which is a fundamental no no in Prosthetic Urology 101...atleast by the standards of head of the mafia Steven Wilson's book, "Manual of Penile Prosthesis Surgery". Don't let your experience scare reasonable guys away from MPPs when the real issue was malpractice. I bet at your next appointment, Hakky will gaslight you and suggest an ipp...that's the algorithm for these mofos.

They fucked you over, Johnny. I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy, but you, and the rest of the rabid carcasses heading for revisions, earned this. I just hope you all have the balls to admit industry driven fuck ups, either poor ipp reliability or malpractice, here online and "don't bury the lead," as Rodsmen would say after his one-year IPP failure.

Be well,
Tooyoung


My surgeon uses Rigicon implants a lot. They come with a lifetime warranty, which includes infection and erosion on top of mechanical failures.

JohnnyBorg, you can get free lifetime replacements. I'm debating between Titan and Rigicon myself.

I came here to say this:
TooYoung, can you please stop this negativity?


Welcome to the cult.

Cololovin
Posts: 18
Joined: Wed Mar 11, 2026 6:06 am

Re: Cleared for sex today. Have whirlwind of thoughts, concerns, and excitement after first masturbation post-surgery.

Postby Cololovin » Sat Mar 14, 2026 12:09 pm

duke_cicero wrote:
Cololovin wrote:​I could've warned you that what Hakky was suggesting—"deliberate rod diameter downsizing for better bendability"—is purely malpractice that inevitably results in excessive buckling. But of course, you would've ass licked him like any devout cult carcass... and get cheered back by a cult of old farts or politically correct fellas like you who will definitely vanish the moment your hospital bill doubles, triples, and quadruples... not to mention infections and erosions from revisions (God forbid).

​Strangely, you chose to defame me as a troll. I'm the only one, along with very few others, who decided to change the false, deluded narrative posed by beneficiaries because I know what it feels like to have refractory ED at a very young age. It is completely a different game. If an old fart becomes severely depressed because he can't penetrate his 78 year old dry granny pussy after they had already lived their lives to the fullest, a young guy would be living hell on earth.

​I've been watching your farty optimistic updates and laughing so hard because I knew where it was going to end. It is strange how a couple of sales reps started the campaign and you followed against those who don't settle for a business that takes advantage of our illness and, at least, seek real informed consent.

​How do you like the brotherhood so far, huh? Will they pay for your revision now? Do they really care about what you are and will be going through?

And yeah a real body/pussy will definitely buckle unless you are fucking a granny with lots of silicone lube.

At the very least, have the decency to admit that your failure was caused by Hakky deliberately downsizing the rod diameter, which is a fundamental no no in Prosthetic Urology 101...atleast by the standards of head of the mafia Steven Wilson's book, "Manual of Penile Prosthesis Surgery". Don't let your experience scare reasonable guys away from MPPs when the real issue was malpractice. I bet at your next appointment, Hakky will gaslight you and suggest an ipp...that's the algorithm for these mofos.

They fucked you over, Johnny. I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy, but you, and the rest of the rabid carcasses heading for revisions, earned this. I just hope you all have the balls to admit industry driven fuck ups, either poor ipp reliability or malpractice, here online and "don't bury the lead," as Rodsmen would say after his one-year IPP failure.

Be well,
Tooyoung


Hey, bud! Fuck you.


My favourite asskisser, who knows he's a hot air ballon..what's that? snake from MGS ? You keep playing mgs and gooning with your 11mm genesis in the basement ? Is that how you earn C suite position ? You are a one boasted funny mofo...you remind me of the gimp from pulp fiction...raped in the basement yet devout to the cult and to those who take advantage of you and the community you belong to.


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