fucked0ne wrote:ready2go wrote:pumpless_mtfckr wrote:WOW WOW! well shoot, thedriver is my heroz, no doubt bout it fella is a straight shooter, lemme repeat...fella is a straight shooter, like a squirrel on a moonshine run wearin cowboy boots, tells it like it is when it comes to them peckers with parts
now them inflatables? yeah they all fancy pants with buttons and gadgets, but they like a high maintenance ex always cryin, always breakin, and somehow always costin ya money. you be pumpin more than a gas station in july, hopin it dont spring a leak like uncle randy's kiddie pool after a possum fight. keeps them docs rollin in truck payments while the poor fella limps home clutchin his dignity and a frozen bag of peas
now them malleables? lawd have mercy, they the workhorse built like a mule that drinks diesel, chews gravel, and still shows up to work whistlin dixie. always standin tall, no pumpin, no waitin, just bend it, send it, and praise the lord. they more reliable than meemaw's casserole at the church potluck. grab n go like a waffle house breakfast greasy, fast, and always satisfyin
reckon thats the smart man's pick right there. if this post by thedriver dont convince ya, nothin will might as well hang up yer spurs, glue some glitter on yer boots, and join the quilting circle with aunt dolores.
the truths laid out clearer than mamas biscuits on sunday mornin next to a plate of sausage gravy thick enough to patch a pothole.
and lemme tell ya, when you choosin somethin mechanical that lives inside ya, reliability aint just a bonus it is the whole dang meat and taters. you wouldnt buy a truck that stalls on a hill, so why in tarnation would you pick a pecker that plays dead right before the rodeo?
shoot, make the smart move y'all, when your pecker breaks down, go with the one that shows up every time like a hound dog at supper!! Love y'all...happy monday!
hoowee , you done tripped and hit your noggin real hard ,im a telling you,yes sir!
what set you off to go all pretend 'i is a good ol boy redneck" ?
you were not running your comments through the AI ol backwoods generator before and then suddenly . poof ! your alter ego is groomed into being .
this is your before you went all foghorn -leghorn ;
"Congrats! I’m thrilled for you. I’m waiting on my insurance pre-authorization and planning to get a malleable. Your objective comparison will help many of us younger folks opting for a malleable for its superior mechanical reliability and revision-free lifespan. I strongly suspect your less-t
by pumpless_mtfckr"
Re: Additional motivation to get the implant: Use the superpower?
] "An implant stiffens your corpus cavernosum for penetration. It reinforces your penis structurally. You’re still you, unchanged. Weigh the short- and long-term risks against the benefits before diving in. That’s the risk-benefit ratio. I disagree, sir. You’re not you when you lose an arm when ever..."
Not a AI generated pretend good ol boy redneck word to be found .it was intelligent concise normal English replys , and now ? it's made up red neck gobble de gook from start to finish . Are you ok or suffering from some kind of psychosis episode ?
Yeah, I’ve noticed this too. I don’t get it and find it really annoying.
annoying and bizarre . Another member brought up the question of, is it a bot account made to push malleables ? all componies make both mpp's and ipp's so ,idk but if not, its strange behavior for some dude to get his jollys off by using chat AI to sound backwoods rednecky
