Wit and Wisdom

[jonbaldbg]

Rev. Donnie,

Since I'm only two days away from activation, I am sorely tempted to self-inflate tonight. However, if I couldn't deflate then the organ I'd be dealing with tomorrow morning might not be the one that people are used to seeing me play!!

Have a great rest of the weekend.

[Donnie1954]

Rev. JB,
Tomorrow is your day! On my activation day, Oct. 24, 2016, when I saw and felt my pumped up dick, I was a proud 'papa'! "That's my penis standing so tall and proud!" Tears came to my eyes as the pain was excruciating. Just kidding. I had no pain at all! Tomorrow is your 'TIAMI' day. Soon you'll be an eveready sex machine!
Blessings and prayers,
Donnie.

[jonbaldbg]

Donnie,

I hope you're right. I am fairly small flaccid which surprises me. I thought I'd be a lot longer in the flaccid state due to the cylinders. Perhaps this means the cylinders have scrunched up inside. I hope they expand properly!!

Tomorrow will tell. I am eager and a bit nervous. Thanks for the encouragement.

[jonbaldbg]

Make sure when you have your surgery that your doctor doesn't implant an Alien inside too. Check it out...

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[Xomanow]

"That's my penis standing so tall and proud!" Tears came to my eyes .

This is why you should wear shop glasses when masturbating......

[jonbaldbg]

"That's my penis standing so tall and proud!" Tears came to my eyes .

This is why you should wear shop glasses when masturbating......

You guys are too funny.

[Donnie1954]

I have a question for you. Are you affected by the devastating results of ED. Nothing 'works' anymore.
"What do you have to lose? (pride, self confidence, self esteem, 50lbs)? An implant can (with some exceptions) fix it.(Well most of it) It can make your dick 'great again'. "I'm Donnie, and I approved this message" Make Dicks Great Again! 2016."

[Donnie1954]

Happy Thanksgiving guys,
The Warm Water That Awaits
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there, The lights seemed to shine down on you alone. I knew then I had to have you for my own. Willingly, you came with me to my home. From the car, I carried you & threw the door. Looking at you, I admire your body, your well shaped legs, and breasts. Slowly I remove what wraps, around your body so tightly, fitting you like a glove. Exposing your tender white skin. From your neck I remove your charms, and carry you off in my arms, to the warm water that awaits. The water cascades down your neck, flowing over your soft breasts then, making your legs glisten with wetness. Droplets of water cover your taut skin. My hands rub your body, ummmm running them threw the beads of water. Making them trickle down off your body. I place my fingers inside you. You are warm and moist, so ready. I carry your still dripping body, to a laying place, so that I can put inside you what was well prepared to enter you before we even came through the door. As soon as I lay you down your legs spread open wide. You are ready now and so am I. I put a little in slowly at first, getting a feel for how much you can take in. I put in more, you take it willingly. In anticipation, faster and faster I put it in, pushing it in deeply as far as I can, until I can’t put any more in, you are so tight. With your legs wrapped tightly, not wanting to release any of it, I make you so hot for a very long time, until your sweet juices escape from within. Then I taste you, with my tongue at first, your skin is so soft and tender. I taste more of you with my mouth, you are so hot and moist, you taste so good. Your juices coating my mouth, making me drool in anticipation of eating you more, with every taste. “Oh yes”, I say to you, I must say Grace “Thank God for Butterball turkey…. Amen”

Got ya. Where was your mind? Certainly not on turkey!

[jonbaldbg]

Rev. Donnie,

LOL you pervert!! Happy Turkey Day.

[Donnie1954]

Hey dude, I am a Rev, but I am also a very human male!