The Times They Are a Changin'...

[alibaba]

Something I forget to mention. In recovery at UMMC the nurse gave me a pillow and told me she wanted me to sit on it anytime I am sitting. That pillow helped immensely and went everywhere with me for a while.

[Larry10625]

Something I forget to mention. In recovery at UMMC the nurse gave me a pillow and told me she wanted me to sit on it anytime I am sitting. That pillow helped immensely and went everywhere with me for a while.

That reminds me of the red pillow they gave me when I had my heart attack and triple bypass surgery.

Larry

[TANGERINE]

DaveKell.....thrilled to hear that you appear to have made it to the bionic side with success. Your "trip report" on the virgin experience as a 16 year old was great ..thanks for that !

As your title implies, "the times, they are a changin.." and I think you can understand why some of us feel that the surgery date is as important as a birthday !

[DaveKell]

DaveKell.....thrilled to hear that you appear to have made it to the bionic side with success. Your "trip report" on the virgin experience as a 16 year old was great ..thanks for that !

I've only shared that confession a few times in the 48 years since that happened. I still remember vividly how petrified I was when I thought I had entered her butt hole. An addendum to that story would be several years later when coming home from college I took a cab from a bus station. The cab driver asked me my name for some reason. When I told him he asked "do you remember Brenda F***y?". I was taken aback but said "I sure do." He said "well she's my wife and I know what you did with her. Don't worry though, if I was mad about it I'd have you outside this cab beating your ass right now". I momentarily thought to myself maybe I should tell him she has an easily penetrated butt hole, but instead rode the rest of the way in uncomfortable silence!

20 days post op now. I'm home free from any of the earlier issues now. Go throughout most of the day unaware I've been implanted. Only time I'm aware of it is trying to put on socks when I'm bent over forward. Small price to pay. Wish the doc would get me in earlier to do official activation and let me get this show on the road!

[Flannigan]

I momentarily thought to myself maybe I should tell him she has an easily penetrated butt hole

Hahahaha....funniest thing I have read on this site. Thanks for sharing

Cheers
Flannigan

[DaveKell]

Three week mark since being implanted. All the angst I had in making the decision is replaced with an overwhelming desire to get this show on the road! I still have 3 more weeks until activation but I'm fighting the urge to call and try to move it up. I have no more issues with the procedure and feel I got off pretty easy, all things considered. I'm glad the icing sessions are history now. I've started letting it hang down as opposed to pointing up all the time. I definitely know I am carrying more there than before. I'll never again have to stand at the urinal in the corner closest to a wall! Gonna flop this thing out for all to behold. Looking forward to the most intense sex of my life very soon.

[Jerryf]

Three weeks today. Had follow up visit yesterday and doc said everything looks good. But no touch yet. No on jacking off either. I think this is the longest I've gone since about 12 years old. three more weeks. We did get an anti inflammatory. Right side of balls are sore where the pump is. He said that should go away in a few more weeks. The pump is irritating the inside of my sack. Everyday things get a little better. Can let them hang down again without pain. Looking forward to taking this out for a test drive. Thanks to everyone on the site. Without this site the process would be slot scarier.

[radioradio]

Jerry,
Glad you're feeling better. Three weeks will go by fast.
Bob