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I have always used round toilets instead of the elongated versions. Round toilets take less space. My dad had an implant and would say he didn't like my toilet because his dick hits the edge of the bowl. Now years later I know what he was talking about. have to stuff my dick down and it pops back up under the toilet seat, sometimes peeing out onto my feet. Little problem of having a long flaccid dick.

I don't have that problem because I don't have a "long flaccid dick." But there have to be pluses to having one like yours, right? Sorry about the toilet seat problem, though. (When I pee sitting down I usually bend forward so my penis points more toward the toilet bowl. If I don't do this, I will easily have the problem of "peeing out onto [my] feet." Yuck!)

I've always had elongated toilets. I still have to hold it down. But since my pump was moved down I can usually get away with leaning forward and sliding back. Of course with a BM that doesn't work. It's one or the other.

oldbeek wrote:I have always used round toilets instead of the elongated versions. Round toilets take less space. My dad had an implant and would say he didn't like my toilet because his dick hits the edge of the bowl. Now years later I know what he was talking about. have to stuff my dick down and it pops back up under the toilet seat, sometimes peeing out onto my feet. Little problem of having a long flaccid dick.

Even with an Implant I have the opposite problem. I have trouble getting my dick out past my hunting pants while wearing long johns.

Some round seats bother me. I've kinda' learned to be seated slightly different than I used to. As I stoop, I kinda' thread my penis into the opening and past the seat first prior to sitting.

Sometimes I have to lean forward to a gleaming the old waterspout dlwnward.

If I'd try this on my g/f toilet, I'd end up checking the water dept because her designer (oval seat) toilet design holds a water level very close to the seat.

Help, I cant swim !

justanotherdrumber wrote:

oldbeek wrote:I have always used round toilets instead of the elongated versions. Round toilets take less space. My dad had an implant and would say he didn't like my toilet because his dick hits the edge of the bowl. Now years later I know what he was talking about. have to stuff my dick down and it pops back up under the toilet seat, sometimes peeing out onto my feet. Little problem of having a long flaccid dick.

Even with an Implant I have the opposite problem. I have trouble getting my dick out past my hunting pants while wearing long johns.

Some round seats bother me. I've kinda' learned to be seated slightly different than I used to. As I stoop, I kinda' thread my penis into the opening and past the seat first prior to sitting.

Sometimes I have to lean forward to a gleaming the old waterspout dlwnward.

If I'd try this on my g/f toilet, I'd end up checking the water dept because her designer (oval seat) toilet design holds a water level very close to the seat.

Help, I cant swim !

Larry

Wow! Very different thread!
My flaccid is well over 6” and often I have to wrap it in a little toilet paper to prevent it resting against the bowl where others pee.
It’s a particular problem in Australia because we don’t have the ‘filled with water style’ of bowl, rather the narrow throated type......British design.......I go to Japan to ski and they have American style bowls and often my glans touches the water so I have to lift my cock up so he doesn’t feel tempted to drink

Smetro wrote:Wow! Very different thread!
My flaccid is well over 6” and often I have to wrap it in a little toilet paper to prevent it resting against the bowl where others pee.
It’s a particular problem in Australia because we don’t have the ‘filled with water style’ of bowl, rather the narrow throated type......British design.......I go to Japan to ski and they have American style bowls and often my glans touches the water so I have to lift my cock up so he doesn’t feel tempted to drink

WOW

Larry

Smetro wrote: I have to lift my cock up so he doesn’t feel tempted to drink

Quote for truth.

I once caught a vicious UTI when that happened to me.

rok

Lucky you don't have Paraná or electric eel in the bowl
Mike would that get your attention at. 0300 when you go

justanotherdrumber wrote:her designer (oval seat) toilet design holds a water level very close to the seat.

I hate those low-flush ("water-saving") toilets that have the seat much closer to the water level. With my low-hangers, sometimes when I have no choice but to use one of them in a men's room, I will hold my testicles up with one hand while pushing my penis down so it points towards the water with the other hand, while trying to relax enough to pee. Hate it!