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That's definitely how I feel with my Titan.

Inflated? between 2:00 and 3:00.

Fully deflated? between 3:00 and 4:00 and hard.

Jeans without underwear in public: Priceless.

Gruff
I that's the best T shirt idea yet

Look at the overall irony of the picture. The guy is dead. But his dick is still "alive". This could be the basis for a whole new series of movies. Complete with action figure toys. The theme music from Jaws would be perfect.

Gt1956 wrote:Look at the overall irony of the picture. The guy is dead. But his dick is still "alive". This could be the basis for a whole new series of movies. Complete with action figure toys. The theme music from Jaws would be perfect.

That has happened.

In Brazil there is a spider whose venom gives a man a raging erection. There is a side effect however. Death.

I forget the name of the spider, but this is real. Scientists are trying to figure out the mechanism of how this works. Might even develop any erectile dysfunction drug without the undesirable side effect.

Edited to add: Brazilian wandering spider (Phoneutria nigriventer)

Gt1956 wrote:Look at the overall irony of the picture. The guy is dead. But his dick is still "alive". This could be the basis for a whole new series of movies. Complete with action figure toys. The theme music from Jaws would be perfect.

Lost Sheep wrote:I forget the name of the spider

Now coming up with a name for this spider is a whole set of jokes for us to enjoy.

Brazilian Wandering Spiders
Go about 2/3 down the page and read under the heading "Bite".

I guess that to outsiders. Ya, the non ed folks. Death with a world class erection might be running a close second to the logic of penile implant surgery.
Despite a several year run at ed. Kept getting side tracked by life's problems. Now our kid suffering from depression & our retirement has changed my outlook. Our adult child died of an aneurysm. We just retired so IRA money is available if insurance won't cover.
My wife blurted out a few years ago that I needed an implant. A few months ago she says "you've lost lenght, a lot". Crap, I had phimosis a few years ago. I asked my surgeon then if he did implants. Nope, too old for that type of work. Guy did a good job on the phimosis. The other urologist said he only did the surgery one way. Take it or leave it. Yup, I only saw him once. Sorry, thread wandered.

That picture is hilarious!